This incidents happen a few years back.

My cousin sent me to the LRT Station and when i want to wave goodbye to him, I saw him went into the wrong car and come out of it with a red face.
I laughed my ass off     and he said, 'tggu la kau punya turn,zzzz'

Then on the same day, I board the LRT to meet my girlfren and I was in line to buy wayang ticket, after i got the tickets, i rushed towards my girlfren and grab her by the shoulders from behind. The girl turns and looks surprised. I was so embarassed and say 'Sorry, wrong person' with a poker face  and go to my girlfriend whom are a few steps away from the girl earlier. A few people around me are laughing as my girlfriend reached for my tummy and give it a very hard pinch . Daammnnnn..