ayam just ordered KFC dinner plate with "no sayur" ... ayam want to say "no wing" ... the cashier make a weird face ... owaiiiii

lol think order warung burger is it?

i mistake a water vanding machine as auto teller machine...dem malu

Moar !!! Moar !!!

last time go PC fair, was given a big paper bag... since a lot of people... was walking sideways and squeezing through the crowd then my paper bag was getting further away from me, then i tarik it went up an uncle's ass crack, some more the uncle was talking to an amoi selling PC stuff, he went like "wuuuuhhhhh" sharp tone and turned back and looked at me, the amoi laughing then i say sorry uncle and kept walking

Epic WTF!!

Been following this thread for days

moar!!

More pweas~

lol .....i remember i sit behind a dude that shit in his pants ....i keep ask who shit in pants for the whole day cause it damn smelly ...sekali the dude in front of me stand up i straight see tahi dropping out from his pants .....FML

Remember during high school , damn proud with my bicycle.

Used to cycle around my house area, one day saw my friends, act cool , cycle standing up and waving at them,
next thing i know lost control.

Later had to call bapa go hospital , tangan patah.

Next day they saw me with plaster laugh like shit.

moar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this happen during form 2, my teacher call a volunteer to stand up for a reading something in front of my class..
damn i'm so scared becoz my "steel" damn straight that time, and not wearing underwear only boxer.

but shit, no volunteer to read that thing so end up my teacher called me then, so i go.. stand in front like a boss.
all the girls including my teacher which is female just smile that time.

wewwwww.. damn malu sialll

This post has been edited by ayam001: Oct 21 2011, 10:27 PM

^LOL I was always trying to avoid that!so it does happened to people!
feel you bro

When i was standard 2 , i scared go to the toilet bcoz the smell. Then one day my perut very sakit mang at class . I try to tahan , then boom the shit came out , gooding then smell like shit .
4 year i ppl say that i shit ask friend help

In Form 4, I moved to new school, they were calling name to inform which class will the students be placed into, my name came up and i walked to front, suddenly one more guy also came forward. It was his name, FUUUUUUUUU.........

Primary school, I foreveralone fight against 5-6 bullies and always get beaten up in front of the crowd. Everyone was cheering for the bullies and boo-ing me. They always make fun of me everytime I lost.
No one wants to be my friend at that time so my childhood is foreveralone. Still living feeling embarrassed losing to bullies in front of girls some more....

True Story bro.

Last Thursday i went to class, it was in the lecture hall.

Lecturer haven't arrived so i sat, listening to music, then suddenly "piapp!"

a lecturer hentam back of my head with a book. i gave her a 'wtf' look, then she went all red, saying: eh, sori, silap orang, saya ingat awak student saya.

i was like :FFFFUUUUUUU, nasib baik kau lecturer.

what kind of effing lecturers does that to students anyway? fuark.

this .. lololololol

this is a true story about a pupil of my friend who is a teacher in a rural school somewhere in south m'sia.

this Std 2 pupil called A is a pupil of really low IQ. one day, their school got visited by officers from Jabatan Pelajaran Negeri. as usual, the officers did checkup on school's documents and interact with pupils. one of the officer who is in charge of everything on intervention (that means pemulihan) talks to A. from what my friend describe, the officer look to blame teachers for failing to teach A properly.

here comes the embarrass moment.
while talking to teacher who is responsible, this officer gave A some sweet. A took one of it and ATE IT WITHOUT TOOK OFF ITS PLASTIC PACKAGE. the officer's face went white and quickly took out the sweet from A's mouth. other pupils saw this and laughs at A (along with the officer of course).

more please......

more of what? story ended d la... tis is no sex story u pervert