Was staying with friend during my 1st year in uni. The bathroom is attached to both of our room, so the toilet has two doors. Friend was doing his business in the toilet while I was studying in my room. I asked him to tune down his music in his room by shouting to the toilet. Then at midnight, want to go toilet, realized he forgot to unlock the toilet door at my side, so have to walk pass his room to use the toilet. Then I stepped on something slimy when walking pass his room. He was sleeping and it was dark. and FUUUUUUUUUUU, after switching on the light in the toilet only I know what is that......  then wake him up and asked him why got shit on the floor.. next day all house mates knew I stepped on human shit......

when i was still a kid.. maybe primary student that time..
tinggi only like 100cm or so..
went to one of my mom's dinner.. my mom went to the toilet..
i dunno where she go.. the place was too crowded.. p/s mom wore red dress..
i cried craving for her.. get down from the chair.. i saw a woman who wore the same dress ( red ) as my mother.. run while crying so bad .. and hugged her leg.. ~.. and it turned out it was not my mother.. LOL!

hitting the shiny glass door..thought the door is open..

i remember during sch time when you try to pick up broom lazy style normally use ur feet to step on the broom head then stick it will go up .....mana tau a girl standing at the end of the stick sekali pijak the girl upskirt coz the stick raise it and she shock then quickly pressing down her skirt and say "woiiiiiiii"

or during secondary sch time i sometimes use bus to go home if there is extra curriculum in the afternoon .....then one time a cute girl standing beside me while i'm seating like a bawse coz the bus is pack suddenly the driver brake the girl loose balance fall and sit on my lap then she say sorry try to stand up loose balance again and fall and sit on my lap again ....i malu and help her up then offer her to sit my place she also malu keep reject and i keep insist her to sit then her fren keep ejek us like couple (actually i dun even farking know who she was)

one ultimate normal one is caught red handed ...the girl leaning on the table asking you something then her 2 coconut show up ...u busy ogling it then suddenly she realize it and press her shirt and say "woiiiiii"

form 1....u know our tables in classroom are arranged in such a way where there's pathways in between? there's once when i try to reach out my hand to get sumthg from my friend, then there's this girl quite cun 1 during my class tht time, was running on the pathway to the front, cnt stop in time when my hand reach out, my hand slap on her boob.she jz give me one kind of look , i pretend nothing happen like a boss

I feel you bro. Same thing happen to me. Hug wrong mom.

form 1? srsly where got boob at from 1...

u can rasa 

got...not yet fully developed oni