fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

thank god we are not friends.

moar moar moar!!

bump!!!

There was one day, i go cycle to my aunty's house. take things for my mom.. so my right hand carrying glass of sweet(Sticky). And my left brake spoil already.. so i still cycle likeaboss, bcos is going down hill, windy mah. when reach my house, i wanna stop den i like omg. den i bang into a Wira. The side mirror drop ady. i damn malu faster go back home. tell my mother i kena accident. haha.

Most embarrassing moment is on valentines day. i got crush on this girl, cun and very popular in school. few days ago, i bought this teddy bear and my fren ask to give her on V day. So the day came, i walk damn nervously to her class. When i saw her sitting there, my face turn super red like tomato, my heart beat damn fast. then when i want to give the teddy, my fren push me from back, i fell direct at her, luckily got 1 chair there and i manage to grab it, if not whole body on her liao . Then so super shy already, i walk out from her class, i saw every student standing outside corridor laughing, and smiling at me. sibeh shy man.

got one time at a escalator.. got this 3 guys in front of me.. 2 guys were together, the other guy is a new guy just met them.. so this new guy, shake hands with the 2 guys.. then suddenly he shove his hand to me too.. without thinking i just shake his hand, smiling some more.. then i just realized "what the hell am i doing?".. the guy also pelik.. at the end of the escalator i walk away as fast as i could.. haha.. damn, now im starting to do weird things..

moar

I went to supermarket ...suddenly a gal call me like "Hey! Enjoy ahh come shopping!" But i dunno who is her and that time i scared i forgot who is her so i just go along "You also enjoy come shopping!" Then we talk talk talk like know each other ....in the end i really no clue who is she so i ask her name and tht time i only know we really dunno each other ...FuuUuu

Was staying with friend during my 1st year in uni. The bathroom is attached to both of our room, so the toilet has two doors. Friend was doing his business in the toilet while I was studying in my room. I asked him to tune down his music in his room by shouting to the toilet. Then at midnight, want to go toilet, realized he forgot to unlock the toilet door at my side, so have to walk pass his room to use the toilet. Then I stepped on something slimy when walking pass his room. He was sleeping and it was dark. and FUUUUUUUUUUU, after switching on the light in the toilet only I know what is that...... then wake him up and asked him why got shit on the floor.. next day all house mates knew I stepped on human shit......

hhahaha this thread is epic la. moar moar!!

i'm sure a common one all of us kena before. send some stupid SMS to the wrong person and then trying to twist and turn to cover it up.

That is still ok ...i remember my foundation year the hostel shared toilet was so crap ...i left my shampoo at one of the cubical and the Hong Kong dude was in the cubical i ask him can pass me my shampoo he just open door naked and gave me my bottle of shampoo. Then the China dude when he's doing his business he never close door ...i walk into it and he was like looking at me back. Thats insane...

I bought something online so wanted to meet up with the seller for COD..

Phoned the seller and he said "Ok, I'll wait for you in front of McD, see you there"

So I arrived and gatal dowant to call the seller again, thinking "ah, he must be looking for me as well" So I parked and walked out from the car, I saw this guy who was chatting with another guy in front of McD.

This guy (teenager) saw me and smiled and turned to me.. so I approached him and shook his hand - he was still smiling - I asked "Dah lama sampai?", he responded "Baru je", so I asked him back "Barang ada?" and his face from smiling turned to like super nervous or something "Barang apa bang? Saya tak kenal abang pun" and I was like.. "Eh you bukan Man ke?" and he was like "Bukan bang..saya tak jual barang bang"

So I shook his hand again, said sorry wrong person and I walked away...

Fuuu~ that fella must've thought I wanted to buy some drugs or something...

Anyway, I called the seller and he said "I'm on the way!"

Farker..

This post has been edited by neato4u: Oct 18 2011, 05:27 AM

LOL. Negative attitude towards human anatomy of members of similar sex is one of the signs that you are insecure about yourself

in a restaurant, walking down the stair, the moment almost reach the door and my phone just rang. when I pull out my phone in my pocket and BANG!!! forehead bleeding GAO GAO....

Was peeping one girl boobs end up caught by her bf , he ask " kid what r u looking at??" ..

hahahahahahaha

i was in charge on doing some slideshow for my class reunion, so im using my lappy, then, when im scrolling through my files to show some of our old pictar together, i accidentally click the wrong file and fuuuuuuuu, so many prawn inside...... needless to say, im not looking forward to another reunion in a long time... =_=

lawak gila oh, boleh pula dia nak senyum salam segala.