He he he .... u seem interested too eh hidden sukebe ?? ~~ its ok.. i understand.

wad de heull.. so many shit in pants story...

shit in d pants is the new sexy ~~ u donno meh ?
u became popular n whole school will know you until u finished primary skool...

took the wrong escalator from 1st floor to 2nd floor. instead of taking the left one, i took the right one. no wonder rasa mcm tak naik2 je... me troll

got 1, my friend have no money to ride a bus, he keep ride the bus and didn't inform me that he got no money. after arrive the destination then he said he got no money to pay instead lend him money to pay, in my mind wtf just now you tell me. luckly 3min later i meet my uncle there and help my friend pay. so malu

slept overnight at my friend's house with my boxers on...next morning...abis down part poking out pants..morning wood la kan...all laughing puas2 watching while i still snoring =_=


another 1...me and my INDIAN friends went to 7eleven...one of my friend looked at durex condom and straight away asked the lady cashier 'akak ini apa? chewing gum ka? kenapa sampai 10 ringgit?' LMAO..

that 1 she malu not u malu

U turn at ONE WAY road then pak polisi pasang lampu kejar

But not sengaja 1, mlm2 1st time pass that road...

inb4: Jalan at penang really manyak 1 way LOL..

when i was 13 i get bully by some of the gangster in my classmate everyone are looking at me by that time...im weak and don't have the guts to fight back coz im alone everyone are looking down on me.
this is the most embarrassing in my life and i promise to myself when im grow up i'll offer a group and hunt this people down 1 by 1 money is not an issue for me.

i remember during sch time when you try to pick up broom lazy style normally use ur feet to step on the broom head then stick it will go up .....mana tau a girl standing at the end of the stick sekali pijak the girl upskirt coz the stick raise it and she shock then quickly pressing down her skirt and say "woiiiiiiii"

or during secondary sch time i sometimes use bus to go home if there is extra curriculum in the afternoon .....then one time a cute girl standing beside me while i'm seating like a bawse coz the bus is pack suddenly the driver brake the girl loose balance fall and sit on my lap then she say sorry try to stand up loose balance again and fall and sit on my lap again ....i malu and help her up then offer her to sit my place she also malu keep reject and i keep insist her to sit then her fren keep ejek us like couple (actually i dun even farking know who she was)

one ultimate normal one is caught red handed ...the girl leaning on the table asking you something then her 2 coconut show up ...u busy ogling it then suddenly she realize it and press her shirt and say "woiiiiii"

^wat shit you posting? I don't even see a hint of you being embarrassed..

yea la i wrote in behalf of her.

LOLLLLL

I was late to catch my flight that day. After arrived at airport I straight went did the check in, drop luggage etc and when wanted to go to security checking I was like What The Fish! So long the queue! I thought confirmed tak sempat ni. So I straight cut the queue telling them my flight is almost want to take off.

Then when I go the gate it is closed! I even tried to open it by force but it is locked already. And all people there staring at me! In my mind die la me, sure the plane take off already. I ran like a hell back to the counter and ask the staff to tell the plane wait for me. Then she said...

"Encik, flight tu belum berlepas lagi. Gate pun kami x bukak lagi".

I was like......

Then I see the departure info at screen stated that it is delayed about 20 minutes. I so damn malu weh.. everyone is just looking at me after that..haha

Before this everytime I arrived at airport the first thing I see sure is the departure info. Dunno why that day I forgot to see liao

you sounds very familiar to me....

wanna hire me to hunt them down?

waved to a stranger which i thought he was my uncle.
it was at night, too dark on the street.

waved back at stranger that u think he/she waved at ya. In fact they waved at the people behind you.. FFFFUUUUUU~

not hard to imagine y....

hitting the shiny glass door..thought the door is open..