omai, kasihan

because same shit happened to my frien, and a bangla laughed at her.

err... mcm not sure.

Me too doing this with my best friend.... Ran like this to school & at the school Sports day... Eventough I win ppl were laughing... I was thinking that they're cheering for me...

Now I know why...

masa perkhemahan, lepas mandi salin baju, then wanna go back khemah, then my underware jatuh, n female teacher spotted n informed me

Once i was dating this girl, then i decided to hail the bus with my hand, then i realised i was in train station. She just laughed it off

Dono y I find dis veli funny

I lol-ed hard on this too

Was with my friends in the car. We went to see ah kuas and prostitutes at 4am in the morning.

Saw a lot of ah kuas, some of them quite hot. Then we decided to ask about the price. Saw one dark figure in front of us, wind down the window and was preparing to ask for price d. We stopped next to the dark figure only to find out that she was an aunty. Me and my friend stunned for a while then sped off. The aunty gave us a look.

Shit was cash

moar moar!! keep em coming!

My uncle was telling a joke and I was sitting beside him.

Everybody was listening and I got too excited and slapped him right in the face. God knows why.

My dad straight grab my arm and was preparing to beat the shit out of me but didn't.

Akwaaaaarrrrddd

Lol did that in lcct, absent minded walk in the ladies. "why is it all pink?" and "why theres a tong sampah beside the mangkuk tandas saying your pads here" Done my business and walk out like a boss, a lady look at me weirdly though when i was exiting lol

Haha ini biasa saja.. I sometimes cannot stand go to petrol station toilet, small one.. then see male door locked..
see ladies one open so I go in, then come out saw another lady was like buat tak tau saja then walk away.. hehe

masa kecik-kecik aku pergi kfc dengan sepupu bawa rm1 nak beli ayam goreng.. last2 akk kfc tu belanja makan..haha sebab comel sngat.. hahah~~

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This post has been edited by Wilson13B: Oct 17 2011, 06:50 PM

and this is embarrassing?
fffuuuuuu

Just happened last week. Was supposed to meet a friend at the junction of a main road. So I waited and after 10mins a Honda pulled over. Thinking it was my friend I terus open the door of the front seat and sat in. Turns out it was some auntie and boy was she fucuking scared. She thought I was trying to hijack her car. I apologized, told her to calm down and got the fucuk out of her car

once i went to get my car in the carpark, i pressed the unlock and heard the sound, so i jus went and pull the handle then i was like, ei... Why cannot open... then kept pulling pulling, some one wind down the window and ask me what i want
i was like wtf... Say sorry and went off, the car same color, same dark tint, park at my same position but different basement

Happened just a few days ago, my friend played pranks on me..

my friend and i was in a seminar and we got bored after a while. he started to play game on his laptop and i was interested with the game he played. i asked him to send me the installer of the game via my pendrive. later the day, my group had to do a presentation. i was chosen as the presenter and had the material to present transfer to my pendrive. when i get the pendrive to the lecturer's laptop to present via his laptop, i opened up and notice that my friend had sent me the game under the name of "HENTA1 GAME".

that time, the laptop was directly projected to the lcd projector.. and there were like 30 of people stared at me. i acted like nothing happened and proceed with the presentation though i could feel that my face turned all red. fortunately, the front was quite dark as lamp the lamp was switch off to give way to the presentation.

after that i just straight went back to my seat and pretend to continue doing my work...

time mechine is working

I was taking pictures for sports day... so i was right infront the VIP seats snapping pictures.... an aunty pass by my back and accidentally tap my bottom.
She made it so obvious by apologizing..... face turn red
I just told her, I dont mind.. *cover line*