I was in prison for 2 years. The whole of 2017 and 2018.

I just got out recently.

Ask me anything.



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This post has been edited by WindDragon: Mar 21 2020, 09:08 PM

Did you drop the soap

got 'dont drop the soap' story?

How you shit? Toilet inside cell and just naked?

Did you got ass raped?

What's life like ? Describe the cells, your food, daily routine

Apa pasal masuk dalam?

Drillz or didn't happen. Kek.

but you've been posting here for the whole month of january lol

weird flex.

but okay.

Which prison?

Whats is the menu morning petang evening etc?

Bora-bora 'prison' , you mean.

Do you like anal now?

How many std and disease did you collect

TS jailed for touching a lil girl no no zone~

Do u think najib can survive in there?

Last post from ts before january are from 2016.

Plot twist: this is the plan form ts to make this thread while using dupe account for almost 2 years.

If there's a choice would you go back in again?

Did you purposely drop the soap?

.

jawab liao ts

ts = lamtin?

Did some fat people gang rape you?

reason being jailed?

food nais or not?

got gangster group inside?

what's your fun activity in there?

Nasi kari sedap tak?

dupe peram gila lama ni

Ukuran dubur berapa CM liao?

how was the food ?

how you survive the 1st week ?

and last but not least

did u kena batseks ?

Lol

I got offered many times.

Lol I wasn't that desperate.

Toilet is open. No door. Inside cell. Basically u have to shit naked in front of 100 people. My cell had 95 inmates.

1. No phones lah. U think Hilton?
2. Morning muster. Then sit in cell whole day. No yard time.
3. Got drop soap , got stabbing. Someone I got to know inside got shanked.
4. The food is shit. Handful of rice and dried fish everyday.
5. Not convinient to answer this due to legal issues.

is food still same?, ikan rebus, plain bun, watery teh o?

TS full of crap LOL

so what u do during cell time? read books? play cards with inmates?

1) is there anything illegal you learned there? like how to open keys, how hack credit cards etc..

2) is there racism in prison? how are malays chinese and indians relationship in there?

3) got people trying to recruit you join gangs?

4) who is the shot caller (big fish) ?

5. at least give us some hint, the reason u get in...white collar, crime or undercover ???

It's /k. Please share your story 5.

how's the life in prison?

Are u in because of white collar crime or hardcore crime. Can u find job after free?

No. People tried to, tho.

Cell built for 50. They put 100 inmates inside.
Concreate floor. No beds. Open toilet. Imagine a rectangular cell with nothing inside.
Morning wake up for muster. Then back to cell.
Spent my time chatting, drawing on the wall, taking bath (I bath 5 times a day inside, lol) daydreaming, reading books that I smuggled in.

Came out December.

Sungai buloh.

Every meal is burned fish with handful of rice .
Breakfast alternating days. Porridge, green beans.
Lunch is handful of rice with rubbery fish.
Bread for tea time.
Dinner is handful of rice with rubbery fish. If u throw the fish at the wall, it would bounce back.
Occasionally we get chicken. Sunday we get 1 hard boiled egg.

hahaha, ini kelakar.

In US there is a paet time work inside.

The reason being?

Did you get friendly with DSAI inside? Come out got project?

Initially i thought you are stuck in a 'marriage prison', wife dont let you browse /k and now you are free to browse again

is it true yr IC change colour?

No. Real prison. Sungai buloh.

I liked anal BEFORE I went in.

My blood test came back 2 weeks ago . All clear.

Not really

I was in the same prison as Anwar Ibrahim. Saw him jogging every morning. Political prisoners get different treatment.

Show us your tattoo

Lol mine still tight right like virgin.

Fracking hell no.

Maybe.

Deyyyy Macha! You think Hilton ah?

Does it feel like time travel after coming out?

Meat sosej

the food is shiet,
once a week only get to taste cikin itu pun small like rabbit shit 1 bite gone already

but if got money can order nasi goreng ayam bhai harga x100

nobody ask this yet. u what race?
u go in u think u deserve to be jailed or u dont deserve to be in jail?

Who?

Actually very few fat people inside.

Not convinient to answer.
Food sucks. Human rights abuse, the kind of food they serve.
Yeah. My ass is still virgin because I had connections inside.

Nasi kari is during lockup in Balai only. In sungai buloh they don't serve kari.

Have to use meter liao, no more centimeter.

Did you help the prison warden with money laundering and dig escape hole covered behind a poster in your cell with a rock hammer?

did you learn your lesson? Or prefer to vow for revenge on those who put you in jail?

did u gym inside?

Tell us what crime u did that got u to prison?

whether u guilty or innocent u already served your jail time so no need to be secretive

Or u can use the word accused of .........

Between borabora and prison which one u choose

>topkek windragon
nearlee

Yup. Same.

Read. Draw on wall. Play cards. Sleep. Bath. Work out. Chit chat.

Lockpicking. Nigerian scam. B & E tactics. Boosting cars.
No racism. Only how well connected you are. But people generally mix with their own race. But I play cards and chat with all races .
I was in a gang.
My gang leader was the big fish in my cell. I smart to recognise his potential so I got close to him the moment I went in.

No.

No.

Did u meet any big time hot shot criminal there?

Was there like a big boss prisoner like in the movies?

Reason being jailed: scam in internet forum

1. did u miss /k when in prison?

2. got any conjugal visit?

3. who was the toughest muthafuka in ur cell? u vs him or become his macai?

4. got doctor tancredi like in the prison break?

Boring.

Hard to find job once free. Stigma is serious.

The wardens select a few inmates they trust to work for the prison. Not all inmates get to work.

Read the thread.

Every morning can see him jogging.

TS cannot tell because he involved in gang member.

those pencuri duit rakyat aka. Lanunku also same prison cells or moved to Hotel Sg Buloh ??

Nope. My IC still the same .

I didn't get tattoo's. Too easy for police to identify me if I get tattoo. Why would I do that.

Hell yeah. Alot new buildings. Alot of shops and my favourite restaurants closed. Alot new shops and restaurants opened. Roads are different. Uber no more?
Donald trump is president? BN is no longer government?
What's happening lol.

I am Chinese .
Well, I was guilty of the charges, the police didn't catch wrong person lol.

Bora2 sure la no fun.

TS hisap dadah la tu

wait
people inside didn't even get to read newspapers at the very least?

Lol I am not Eligible Chapo.

Well I learned my lesson to be more careful.
No I got better things to do that waste energy on revenge.

Everyday pull-ups, push ups , sit ups.

No....

Neither

Did you get early release?

Just gonna say congrats for getting out

Next time jangan kantoi

Interesting and rare thread, so many questions to ask, hope you don't mind sharing.

1. what's the most interesting story you had inside?

2. did you train yourself stronger with daily exercise?

3. did you fight (or beaten) with anyone inside, details if yes.

4. what's the thing that you fear the most? exactly what happened?

5. would finding a job without declare yourself ex-convict give you the job opportunity?

6. what do you end up working before and after?

7. how do you describe DSAI or any stories to share about him from your observations?

8. do they separate white color criminals from others?

9. share with us some prison tricks.

10. what are your advises for first timer?

All the best bro. Be proud that you survived Bamboo hilton.

This post has been edited by JoLee: Feb 1 2019, 01:18 PM

Lol nearlee I remember you.

Yeah I can draw the whole prison map from memory.
Escaping is almost impossible because we don't get yard time and they do room inspection all the time.

I saw Anwar.
I saw some death row inmates.

Yeah. Everyday I daydreaming about getting out so I can troll 2 inch people on /k.
No.
I joined the cell boss gang.
No. Doctor all male.

I was in Hotel Sungai Buloh. I saw quite a number of small fry MCA, MIC datuks inside .

Were you ever attacked or threatened by an inmate?

Extra food rations. Tobacco.

What do you mean?

Hisap dadah, bayar jamin and balik rumah lah, bro.

You think Hilton? No newspaper.

Are you physically fitter and have model body now? Can start new career as Instagram model/motivational coach etc...

u manyak langsiiii

too bad Lanunku didnt join u earlier... now still hihihahaha troll Fesbukk

Welcome back.

Do join us whack 9 KNN terrorists and KNN Commies™️.

So the gang inside based on race? Got any angmoh inside?

Judge gave offer. I take.

Thanks

I met an Algerian inside. We spent nights staying up and discussing about Islam. He was the only one inside with a brain and was interesting to talk to. He taught me alot about Islam.
Other stories is standard prison stories of people getting shanked etc.
Yeah I work out daily.
I slapped a few people around. They deserved it.
Was worried about catching TB or malaria or some other disease.
Yeah finding job is hard.
But some people dont mind hiring ex cons.
DSAI is a very humble man. Did his morning jogs and would smile and acknowledge anyone who greeted him.
He would make a great leader.
No. Had a white guy inside.
Prison survival tricks? Find a gang asap.
Don't drop the soap.

Thanks man

Bila mau masuk balik?

in court they give nasi goreng with boiled egg and sirap back then for me, guess i was lucky

are you lamtin?

Yeah. Fights happen all the time inside.

Yeah much fitter actually

Only news we get is from inmates that come in. No newspaper, no TV, no radio, no books.

Who?

Huh? What??

TS = aromachong

This is taking dupe? Bora Bora dupe

The fatass threads..

Did you do whatever that get yourself into jail?
Did you regreted your actions?
Were your lawyers lousy at what they do?

Life after 2years prison how do you find a job and didn they need you to disclose that u went to prison?

how old are you?

Interesting thread

All the best and good luck to you TS

hows the jailer or guard?

they got abuse you guys? or they realli do their duty one?

Yeah race based.
Yeah got angmoh.

Raised by grandparents , they passed away before I went in.

Don't plan to.

Yes have a job.
Staying in KL.
No idea. Let's see if my relatives invite me . They haven't yet .
No waifu. Broke up with gf before I went in.
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in a cell of 100 ..how to fap (masturbate)?? or is it like orgy in there most of the time?? one hundred guys in a cell so close to each other...how to release?? sleep also sure the bodies are too close to each other...dicks to backside..

This post has been edited by ahpooki: Feb 1 2019, 02:37 PM