I was in prison for 2 years. The whole of 2017 and 2018.

I just got out recently.

Ask me anything.



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This post has been edited by WindDragon: Mar 21 2020, 09:08 PM

Lol

I got offered many times.

Lol I wasn't that desperate.

Toilet is open. No door. Inside cell. Basically u have to shit naked in front of 100 people. My cell had 95 inmates.

1. No phones lah. U think Hilton?
2. Morning muster. Then sit in cell whole day. No yard time.
3. Got drop soap , got stabbing. Someone I got to know inside got shanked.
4. The food is shit. Handful of rice and dried fish everyday.
5. Not convinient to answer this due to legal issues.

No. People tried to, tho.

Cell built for 50. They put 100 inmates inside.
Concreate floor. No beds. Open toilet. Imagine a rectangular cell with nothing inside.
Morning wake up for muster. Then back to cell.
Spent my time chatting, drawing on the wall, taking bath (I bath 5 times a day inside, lol) daydreaming, reading books that I smuggled in.

Came out December.

Sungai buloh.

Every meal is burned fish with handful of rice .
Breakfast alternating days. Porridge, green beans.
Lunch is handful of rice with rubbery fish.
Bread for tea time.
Dinner is handful of rice with rubbery fish. If u throw the fish at the wall, it would bounce back.
Occasionally we get chicken. Sunday we get 1 hard boiled egg.

No. Real prison. Sungai buloh.

I liked anal BEFORE I went in.

My blood test came back 2 weeks ago . All clear.

Not really

I was in the same prison as Anwar Ibrahim. Saw him jogging every morning. Political prisoners get different treatment.

Lol mine still tight right like virgin.

Fracking hell no.

Maybe.

Deyyyy Macha! You think Hilton ah?

Who?

Actually very few fat people inside.

Not convinient to answer.
Food sucks. Human rights abuse, the kind of food they serve.
Yeah. My ass is still virgin because I had connections inside.

Nasi kari is during lockup in Balai only. In sungai buloh they don't serve kari.

Have to use meter liao, no more centimeter.

Yup. Same.

Read. Draw on wall. Play cards. Sleep. Bath. Work out. Chit chat.

Lockpicking. Nigerian scam. B & E tactics. Boosting cars.
No racism. Only how well connected you are. But people generally mix with their own race. But I play cards and chat with all races .
I was in a gang.
My gang leader was the big fish in my cell. I smart to recognise his potential so I got close to him the moment I went in.

No.

No.

Boring.

Hard to find job once free. Stigma is serious.

The wardens select a few inmates they trust to work for the prison. Not all inmates get to work.

Read the thread.

Every morning can see him jogging.

Nope. My IC still the same .

I didn't get tattoo's. Too easy for police to identify me if I get tattoo. Why would I do that.

Hell yeah. Alot new buildings. Alot of shops and my favourite restaurants closed. Alot new shops and restaurants opened. Roads are different. Uber no more?
Donald trump is president? BN is no longer government?
What's happening lol.

I am Chinese .
Well, I was guilty of the charges, the police didn't catch wrong person lol.

Lol I am not Eligible Chapo.

Well I learned my lesson to be more careful.
No I got better things to do that waste energy on revenge.

Everyday pull-ups, push ups , sit ups.

No....

Neither

Lol nearlee I remember you.

Yeah I can draw the whole prison map from memory.
Escaping is almost impossible because we don't get yard time and they do room inspection all the time.

I saw Anwar.
I saw some death row inmates.

Yeah. Everyday I daydreaming about getting out so I can troll 2 inch people on /k.
No.
I joined the cell boss gang.
No. Doctor all male.

I was in Hotel Sungai Buloh. I saw quite a number of small fry MCA, MIC datuks inside .

Extra food rations. Tobacco.

What do you mean?

Hisap dadah, bayar jamin and balik rumah lah, bro.

You think Hilton? No newspaper.

Judge gave offer. I take.

Thanks

I met an Algerian inside. We spent nights staying up and discussing about Islam. He was the only one inside with a brain and was interesting to talk to. He taught me alot about Islam.
Other stories is standard prison stories of people getting shanked etc.
Yeah I work out daily.
I slapped a few people around. They deserved it.
Was worried about catching TB or malaria or some other disease.
Yeah finding job is hard.
But some people dont mind hiring ex cons.
DSAI is a very humble man. Did his morning jogs and would smile and acknowledge anyone who greeted him.
He would make a great leader.
No. Had a white guy inside.
Prison survival tricks? Find a gang asap.
Don't drop the soap.

Thanks man

Yeah. Fights happen all the time inside.

Yeah much fitter actually

Only news we get is from inmates that come in. No newspaper, no TV, no radio, no books.

Who?

Huh? What??

Yeah race based.
Yeah got angmoh.

Raised by grandparents , they passed away before I went in.

Don't plan to.

Yes have a job.
Staying in KL.
No idea. Let's see if my relatives invite me . They haven't yet .
No waifu. Broke up with gf before I went in.
34

Yes. The police didn't catch wrong guy.
I regretted I got caught.
My lawyers were bloodsucking but good.
Yes but I have connections that don't mind that I went to prison.

Jailers were nice generally. Not much abuse .

Yeah it was mind numbingly boring.
Anwar got special treatment, separated from other inmates. Can see him every morning doing his morning jog.

No

Fuel shack tower burger. Oh fracking hell , that was heaven. It was so fracking good

No didn't get to vote.
Inmates all happy because everyone's sentence was reduced.

Smarter person.

Yes. Mostly for "job"
Fresh fish? Join a gang and keep quiet. If act tough then u better be ready to back up that act. You will get tested if you act tough.
Lie.
You can only get loose tobacco inside. You have to roll your own ciggies with the tobacco.
Tobacco in there is currency.
Pail and hole.


Balut with paper from books. No newspaper inside.

Yeah.

I dunno. I am not Muslim lah.

I regret for caught.
No.
No.

Yes.
You get paid for going to prison. Not the other way round.

White boys in for drugs.
They don't , they join other gangs.
They keep on the low because minority.
They don't hang you unless you did some really fucked up shit or the government wants to make a statement.
I know death row people who are waiting their turn for 25 years already.

Yeah I wearing boxers only everyday
No door. I bath naked in front of 100 inmates a

Yes. Got a dude inside because he was caught with ketum juice. Fracking sad case. Sungai buloh not for kids who play around with ketum

Yeah man! Fracking human rights abuse

I adjusted pretty quickly , but I hate sleeping on concrete floor.

Yes

Yes. Same prison.
True.