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hizperion
post Feb 22 2018, 12:39 AM

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I asked my grandpa, "After 65 years you still call grandma darling, beautiful and sweet. What's the secret?"

Grandpa: "I forgot her name years ago and I'm afraid to ask her"
hizperion
post Apr 4 2019, 02:40 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 1 2019, 08:03 PM)
Every day starts with coffee for me, and with the morning paper for him; then, it ends with me on the left side of the bed, him on the right, and deafening silence in between.
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what so funny @aLittleMisfit?!
hizperion
post Apr 4 2019, 08:43 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Apr 4 2019, 08:06 PM)
tengok date of posting
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you little piec-
hizperion
post Nov 20 2019, 12:18 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Nov 19 2019, 08:43 AM)
When I was younger the police asked me, "Can you describe to us the robber?"

I probably should have helped catch the guy, but I had a lot more fun seeing the look on that sketch artist's face as he slowly drew himself.
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nice.. i will do this if i need to get someone sketch one day
hizperion
post Apr 23 2020, 04:23 PM

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and married women as well
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post Sep 3 2020, 01:14 AM

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QUOTE(Ewww! @ Sep 3 2020, 12:15 AM)
This was my first time
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hizperion
post Jan 1 2021, 07:04 PM

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general kenobi,

 

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