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Ublur, no need to maintain AR or CR. Just maintain your DR. Rider no show after 5 minutes, u can cancel and get RM5.

But Ublur fare really low. Don't have Surge x2 and above, don't do. If you get damn stupid short trip, like RM2 only the fare, just consider it as requirement to hit your quest target and get bonus. If the quest that Ublur give you no good, bonus too little, don't do.

So far I haven't done any collection job for Ublur, but my Ublur referral said it's true. I only cancel and makan RM5 only.



This post has been edited by JohnL77: Nov 16 2017, 12:04 AM

Why the fuck does passenger cancellation matter? They can't check their GPS data that driver actually got drive to pickup rider but rider cannot wait meh? Rider keep saying driver ask to cancel also they believe? Grab staff always take LRT, don't know what is jam is it?

Own self calculate. Go check back trip history, see how many trips passenger cancelled.

What a shit day....

Click Available at 4pm, terus kena RM37 go to Puchong. Don't want, sure jam like shit over there. Next ping RM27 go KL. Fuck. Right from beginning, bullet become negative 2. Need to accept the next 8 jobs.

Next 2 pings, RM10 and RM16, end up in Kuchai Lama, basically KL.. Maybe I should have just accepted that RM37 Puchong ping? But if go Puchong, don't know what's the story pulak...

After 2 months with Crab, finally get my 1st GrabShare ping. RM11 go Medan Imbi. Some more Vietmoi. Vietmoi also know how to use GrabShare.... Haiz.. at least it was 5pm block that time, guaranteed income by Crab for 1 trip is RM25...

Completely forgot moosekaka's advice to switch off B2B in KL. But didn't matter also... Didn't get any pings while reaching Medan Imbi. After drop-off Vietmoi only get ping. When I click drop-off, the app didn't ask me whether I'm satisfied with the job also. Ooooh.. Crab already know drivers hate GS. They just make don't know..

Next ping, go Sg Wang Plaza, so many abam taxi at entrance. Before I reach entrance, I already click, "I'm Here." Go wait in front a bit, rider call and say he got many barang, can't walk to my car.. Ask me to cancel.. Fuck.. If I don't cancel, later he report say I ask him to cancel.. Don't cancel I die, cancel also I die..

Next ping, Waze take me go Holland. Stuck in a place, almost 1 hour can't move at all. Want to u-turn pun tak boleh.. Try to guess where is this? Finally rider messaged, "Omg, Ur not moving at all.." What can I do? Just say sorry, then I ask her, "Do you want to cancel?" She said no wor.... Ok.. But in the end she cancel also... Finally got chance to U-turn out of there and cabut...

6-7pm block completely makan telur. Jam like shit, rider keep cancel. Only good thing is recover AR. Jam so shit, I off engine in the jam. Hahaha.. Finally around 7pm got one rider didn't cancel. Nepalese guy. Loyal Crab customer. Everyday sit Crab go home, he know already jam like shit. No simply2 cancel. Why Crab no give promo code to loyal customers wan? Keep giving to those kaki tempang college kids who never sit Crab if no promo. Stupid Crab.

After drop off Nepalese guy, at 7.55pm, I click back Available. Terus 1 ping masuk. But I go kencing first. When kencing, rider don't know message me what? Then cancel. After kencing I check back my phone, no lock screen on Crab app pun. Terus another ping masuk. 8pm plus, finally recover AR, I check Incentives tab... Za tou.. 7-8pm considered I online for 58 minutes only.. That stupid customer cancel when I kencing make me go offline for 2 minutes? Guaranteed income RM30 for that hour become RM29... Knn mcb..

Took the opportunity to report the cancellation cases to Crab. At 10pm plus, got standard reply from Crab staff. Haha.. 10pm still sibuk issuing standard reply to drivers...

On Ublur, Set Destination to home, time for Ublur to screw me. 1st ping masuk really headed to my destination. 2nd ping masuk, ask me to turn back to KLCC then drop-off at Ampang. After that empty car all the way home.

Today DAX 10%. Plus with PAX, total 59%. No eye see liao. If I gantung kunci for this week, sure kena love letter. 6 hours on the road, only get gross RM80 from Crab and net RM10 from Ublur. Go home pump petrol before price naik (again!), RM24.. But not sure how much I use for today because my sibling got use the car before me. But even if half of that RM24 is my own usage, that's damn high for gross earning about RM90...

Minus commission, minus petrol, get RM50 only... Haven't minus maintenance... Fuuu... Time to thick face and go be old uncle do promoter at supermarket liao... RM100 for standing around for 10 hours is better than 6 hours do Crab and get RM50 only before minus maintenance... Without Ublur Set Destination feature, don't know how.. Empty car go back. Even if Ublur Set Destination sometimes sesat one, at least get something on the way home. That's why I'm not loyal to Crab...

Only good thing of the day is, the KLCC Ublur passenger was a damn cute Middle Eastern girl. Some more smiling2 at me. Hmm.. No, I don't know her name, I don't have her number. Jangan sibuk. And the other Ublur passenger also very polite white lady.

At least do charity work, meet good people, is good.. Haiz.. Ya, today didn't really pickup cbk passenger... But then again, 6 hours, only complete 5 Crab job and 2 Ublur job... Hahaha... Fuck.

This post has been edited by JohnL77: Nov 16 2017, 01:06 AM

Bang.. buku novel yang kamu baca semua nipis2, eh? Siap every 1 page, next page ada gambar? Kalau takde gambar tak boleh baca?

Buku tu panggil... Playboy?

This post has been edited by JohnL77: Nov 16 2017, 01:15 AM

Me. Thought wanna drive 1 hour earlier to build bullet... Bullet explode in my face...

Immediately after dropoff I turn on Available. So cham already, RM1 also Crab want to take from me...

Should just go home sleep today. Kena hujan ping to KL...

I scare go Puchong... Damn far from my home...

Need to take drastic measures liao. Go different area. My current area infected with virus liao. Open rider app, so many drivers camping like yerpot. My referrer has been very hardworking recruit people I see....

Masih tengok video? Now people watch VR porn la.. Together with Real Doll for real sensation on small brother...

My karangan pendek also Mr. Nasir said is novel... Makes me think that the only books he reads is Playboy... And only look at the picture only...

2am still got Crab staff sending standard email. I just remark to them that rider cancel when I'm on the way, this is what they send :

Greetings from Grab.

Thank you for your email to us regarding your bookings. We value your time and effort writing to us.

We are truly sorry for the inconvenience caused in this matter.

Grab takes all feedback constructively, we will put a remark of this bookings in our system.

We hope you have a pleasant day ahead and we look forward to your continuous support as we are striving to improve and enhance our service to serve you better.

Also, please be informed, that the support.my@grab.com will no longer be in service, starting from 10th November 2017. Moving Forward you may reach out to us via http://help.grab.com/hc/ms, if you require further assistance.

Thank you for choosing Grab.

Wow. Cool shit. Berbaloi I stay up late to read your post.

Idgaf about the cashback. Malas want to sign up a new site. And sure have to wait like 3 months to cash out, right?

But why Shopback doesn't work with Lazada app anymore ya? Last time they damn exciting want to promote the app...

Thanks, man. I pray you have good day driving Crab later.

Uber cut down their referral fee from RM300 to RM150. Looks like quite a lot of Gelabers switch to Ublur.

Nope. Should have just offline and go home.

The 5-8pm jam is what I want to avoid.

Maybe next time I try your idea go to sunway. If I'm forced to...

Moosekaka saying go to KL pulak...

Review?

I should take cue from you. Others saying just accept go Puchong, go KL... Nope. I think if Crab want to bomb be with bad pings, next time I should just offline and go home.

Only AP can Dax 0%. Kena fake booking, just leave it, go take Uber jalan2 recruit orang.

My virus infected area. Need to find new spot liao.

Incentives finally masuk bank... Ok la, 1 day earlier instead of Friday. Love you so much, Crab.

Maybe they don't know how to write English, instead of saying 1 day earlier, they said can bank in within 1 working day. Instead of saying all Malaysian banks, they said Maybank.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe my bank is not Maybank. Buta liao.

But it's OK, Crab. You're still my favourite China man company.