something from a fren; Big4 vs Big Bank
New grad-Big4 vs BigBank
Start pay
Big4- 2400/2500
BigBank-2800
Wkg hours/ OT
Big4- Work like dog but got OT and allowance
BigBank- Work like a Dog
Environment
Big4- Lotsa of young ppl,
BigBank- Lots of clerical staff, ham palang yau.
After three years
Big4- Qualified accountant - looking for job
BigBank- Looking for job but cannot pay off housing loan and car loan
After five years
Big4- Manager- looking for job or maybe in London.
BigBank- Looking for job.
Car loan
Big4- From Papa and mama bank.
BigBank- Ah Kong Bank give loan after one year but can only buy Saga.
Housing loan
Big4- No-Stay with parents
BigBank- Can afford low cost apartment but handcuffed to bank for next 15 years. Sei-loh!
Prof Training
Big4- Free prof course but miss classes to lepak
BigBank- Free to lepak.
Job Training
Big4- So many courses to do- can die wan.
BigBank-Can teach uncle auntie on opening saving account.
BigBank-Can collect HP Debt w/o breaking somebody's leg.
BigBank-Also learn to speak with threatening voice.
Motivation- client
Big4- Date the MD's secretary
BigBank- Help leng lui who donot know how to use ATM
Motivation-at work
Big4- Plenty of sweet young things- male/female
BigBank- Go for teh tarik and nasi lemak at 10am and 4pm daily.
Travel
Big4- Always at customers' place, sometimes overseas.
BigBank- Going to shopping mall to sell credit cards
Downside
Big4- Ladies are a lot smarter and cleverer than u. And they do not want to go out with you.
BigBank- Ladies want to marry you quick and open joint account.
Upside
Big4- Lots more ladies than men in office- you are in demand yoh!!! (Only to carry files-duh!)
BigBank- Going to shopping mall to sell credit cards- hopefully at Curve, 1U not selayang mall.
Marriage
Big4- Too busy to marry
BigBank- Married too early
Tendencies
Big4- Talk with Aussie slang although study in sunway only
BigBank- Talk in canto although never study mandarin
Career goals
Big4- Want to work in China to meet PRC girls and earn big bucks
BigBank- Went to meet PRC girls at karaoke and spent big bucks.
Revelations
Big4- Client money not your money.
BigBank- Bank money not your money.
So which would you choose?
This post has been edited by ceejay: Apr 17 2008, 01:48 PM