in jkr building i thought the sink was the urinal ... took out my pee pee d .

this happend when 2nd year i am working at same shop.
Suddenly in one day datang 3 customer at same time.and i am feel like want cepat cepat settel it.but 1 customer ask a thing 2nd customer just need service and 3rd customer just watching (he can wait) but when i have a thing that 1st customer want so i walk to him (but kepala tengok bawah-not look up)
then i already see him foot and shoes so i just tell him this is barang bla bla bla harga then u know its actually 2st customer.and then he sempat said...`awak salah orang.yang nak barang tadi ni orang customer yang itu so i just like

malu gila masa tu.moral of story make sure when u walk tengok depan.

one of the consultant ... first time met, Name on the card was michell , But due to her manly look , i read the card micheal.


I didnt know she was a girl, so I used " Sir " to refer her.

once i ask for a movie ticket in popcorn counter..

Another embarrass thing is got caught taking picture in popular bookstore.

This 1 is about my fren 1 day go makan nasi lemak with him, I dunno he don't eat spicy food. When it is our turn to order nasi lemak, I say nasi lemak sambal lebih while my fren say nasi lemak tak mau sambal

One day my mom ask pay the bil.so total bil RM 250++.so i thougt my mom already kira habis habis the bil.but suddenly when time nak byr the bil actually RM 350....

aku tebal muka aku guna duit aku sendiri.after that i ask my mom ..

Please use calculator.

I think I at standard 6, Me playing badminton , suddenly when I jumping smash ,after I land, one of the kids say my "adik" keluar, I quickly zip back my pant, and continue play badminton like boss. The kids look shock because that happen after my circumcision , maybe he trauma causes mine look weirdly big for he level.

Hehehe

i jerked off in public before... so tak tahan...

EpIC.....

I was having my date with my GF in a mamak stall years back.
As you know, ladies don't like ice water as they claimed it will bring them menstruation pain.
When the Bangla waiter come over to ask what we want to drink, I told him:" Bang, bagi dua "ice lemon tea" tak mau ice."
He says ok and walked away, suddenly he come back and say:"Bang, ice lemon tea tak mau ice tak boleh lah...."
My GF burst out laughing can't stop... and I was like

kesian u kena gelak dgn gf
takpe u wait a bit, later your gf got menstruation pain u laff2 at she back

kencing in a soft drink cup in a cinema.

full of ice as well cair then almost melimpah2.

kenot tahan? how long was the movie

tahi hidung sticking out for almost whole school session
no one wanna tell me coz foreverarone

tak busuk?

sori bang, saya tak pernah gelak kat dia...

my story is when im at cameron highland i think its MAY...
i go out jalan2 after makan2 at kedai mamak then when wanna cross the road(this happen at midnight)i let out a LONG N LOUD FART bcoz i though nobody was around its very quite then suddenly a indian man that was smoking came out from the dark bus stop cheering at me he shouted WOOOOOW!
i walk like a boss like nothing happen my friend keep laughing at me and i quickly walk away with my face turning red..xD
and the indian man still cheering and looking...haha

Careful of Prying Eyes...... LOL

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YUK

how can you possibly do this.. your neighbours didnt see u doin this?