where got i troll pipu here jek

i was standing there looking up and down, waiting fr it to open.
my mom that time knw,
i malu kepada diri sendr sebab kemaluan itu.

when i was year 6 student i tried to suprise my sister when she enter her room by hiding in her bed blanket and popping out screaming argh!.at that time her friend came to visit but i donno where she is. so i heard footsteps and door opening.i come poping out but turns out its her friend coming out of the bathroom after taking a bath.she only use one towel and she covers her body not fast enough so i saw her nip. =P

brb... use imaginashyun since no pictar

that nt embrassing
thats enjoicing

Any1 been in egypt? There they proud 2 pee publicly.

I once went to a burger stall and confidently order a burger.

"Bang burger ayam satu, sambal lebih!!" , I said.

The guy then reply, "Nasi lemak seblah pagi bang".

Lucky enough I was the only one there.

who the fak bringinng old shit back

hey, if its good, why the complaint?

+ 3x10^8 ms-1

don't hate

Just recently i went back my home from singapore. I did not have a good sleep the night before and I'm rushing for the early morning trip so I was quite blur during the whole journey.

I would take my passport and student pass to pass through the SG checkpoint as usual until the customs officer looked at me with 'are you serious' face. Then only I realized that I took my university student card instead of student pass. He said to me 'here is checkpoint not school ah', so I quickly swapped the right card and darted away upon clearance. sienz

Last time primary they got annual marathon in skl. So halfway running hor..my underwear longgar..but luckily I wear pants so it didnt jatuh all de way down but de primary pants so short hor when running underwear jatuh a lot until it is ermm .. like a ^ ....so ppl can see until white white...i damn sked so I run serow serow

No need to be embarrassed. Nowadays guys wear until so low and can see renoma. Girls with low jeans... when they bent down to pick something up, you can see they don't have extra layer inside.

last few months ago, i banged my head with office door.. the sound is so loud and everyone near cafeteria saw it.. so embarrassing i walked away..

next time act like it hurts so bad... see which girl approach u

This post has been edited by ruffaz: Nov 15 2011, 07:32 PM

glass door eh, i also had faced it before. you lucky others didnt laugh

Ok so I met this gal who used to have a crush on me and since we didn't see each other for 1 year+++ liao I walk to her like a baws and chat for a while then say bye liao. I thought my parents car was just beside us and when I opened the door some random auntie was staring at me so I quickly close it back. All her friends laff at me damn malu la

a lot story bout salah masuk kereta eh?

epic story bro

But dis 1 is underwear longgar not pants longgar