i fart in lrt

need pic.

my most embarrassing ? taking a piss in public, when i was small.

Go eye klinik then the lady check my eye with a small fleshlight . Then i saw her booby. She saw me , i pretend nothing happend

i tangkap bola..tapi bola masuk dalam gol jugak..ayam like kene head shot..haih

BUMP

how to take drillz of me farting? ==

after makan I was driving off at kuchai entrepreneur park, you know how jam and sempit that area, suddenly infront got a car reverse out from parking so i stop behind, she gostan so fast even i horn she didnt notice I was behind her and she knocked on my car, i got down, she pay and i complaint why she never look behind. A lot of ppl watching, then i get back into my car and I gostan and bang the car behind me, from inside my car with window all winded up I can hear ppl laughing at me, really super malu, have to go down and settle the car behind me.

This post has been edited by moorish: Oct 30 2011, 05:59 PM

LOL

went to MCD at hartamas....want to order the Chicken Foldover,

I loudly said " 1 Chicken Leftover"....then the cashier laugh...damn.....

kesian...

ini ini ...

still remember when i was shop at Giant in Summit
It was Saturday, No plastic day in Selangor. That time i was buying some personal stuff for my self. When i reach the cashier counter, the cashier ask me either i need a plastic or not. So like a macho man who care a lot for environment, i said "NO NEED". So the girl nod understand.

So i walk out the store, wandering all around the summit, lots of people start staring at me. I was confuse, n i start to realize that i'm buying two packs of underwear..and i hold it with my bare hand.. SHIATTTTTTTT

I DEMAND MORE

must be 1Malaysia brand

just happen recently... shit in the toliet and after shit onli found out the water cleaner spoil. NO TISSUE,NO WATER, and lucky No PPL. I COVER mY bird and jump to another cubic to continue my clean my butt.

Malu for myself on tat time

?!

When I'm alone I like to randomly put my wiener on things (especially cold things like metal)

When ever I take a shower I always pee and hit my feet cause i like the warmness

i've killed 4 women in 8 states

slP eroM

When I was in kindergarten that time my housing area got CNY celebration, so I go see lion dance after that I ran to hug my father, and found out it was my neighbour wearing same colour shirt with my father.

This happened few years back where we were on board EVA Air to Taipei. My uncle was travelling with us and this is the 1st time he not flying with Air Asia. When the air stewardess pushed the cart to distribute our meals, my uncle asked loudly (coz wearing earphones) "the meals are free"? Then everybody looked at us and I was malu-malu. And everytime when he listen to nice song in his earphone he will sing with the music and that time on the plane so quiet suddenly he sing the song and everybody looked at us again

when i was primary school that time,after i came out from toilet everybody starring and laughed at me,i dont care of them and still walk like "taiko". Then my best fren shout it loud "wooi u didnt zip ur pants and ur bird bird is showing outside hahaha"

That time i didnt wear spender.....