this story happen in 2006. i try to tackle one random chick standing in front of cc, keep asking her to go minum2 with me and she said ok. the thing is i dont know she got another 3 friend inside cc. so she tell her friend to follow us. then they agree to follow. fffuuu i only have rm12 that time and they all order makan...i tell them to go to toilet and i just pay my drink and cabut via backdoor.

nice story

smoking

zip open and doesn't wear underwear ... can see jungle .. stay like for few hours ... fuuu ... ayam malu liao

anymore?? haha

outside club call wrong girl. tot she was my friend. turned out she wasn't. her friend gave me the 'whatthefcuk?' look on his face. terus malu say oops sorry wrong fella, den masuk balik club.

you sir are winner.

i hit pengemis punya cawan at night market.coins all over the road.sume tgk bhaii.sorry dude.

macam dalam drama bang

2 years ago, while i was still studying in tarc, that time ong kar tin paid a visit to my college and was escorted by principal and head of departments. so i was chilling with my friends in the canteen and when they pass by my table, i shouted "HAR? XXX DAP AH??" xxx refers to name of my friend, and then all of them were literally cock staring at us for like 30 secs. damn scared kena expel or some sh*t but end up they just walked away. f*** yea.

stomch ache then want find toilet but no haf

then cannot tahan the shit come out abit bit then fall out from my pants to floor

asking a guy no

was in uptown minum teh wif ma fwens....full house dat nite.

My fwen made a joke while i was drinking and i sprayed the teh ais in my mouth to the chick sitting infront of me.

fffuuuuu

spray what

teh ais

that awkward moment when i used the fork and spoon to cut the fried chicken instead of bare hand, when i chopped to hard the chicken flied away until my friends all laughed at me=.=

Go to bank to withdraw money. Person in front off me suddenly swear loudly. bank card got "telan".
I Smile. In my head; saying you didn't know how to use ATM is it?!.
Put my card in after him. My card got"telan". He laugh and say "well that 2 for bank n 0 for human.

Sad part is, it's pay day time and my car got tarik. 2 months no pay .

in residential/shophouse roads, at the junction. flash flash playfully quite a number of times, thinking that it's my friend. cant see coz of reflection from windscreen. ended up was an aunty. kept starring at me while I just look away buat tak tau.

the most embarassing thing is when i went to toilet, i din lock the door....then pee....then sudenly a gal opened the door n saw my 12", i jz stare at her like a boss............then she shouted n faster close the door.........

then i walk off LIKE A BOSS..........

dat was 10 years ago........