u r 2"? I iz sad~

I a guy looks like my friend in cc where he used to hang out in.
Walk near his pc tap his table as a greeting.. mana tau salah orang. He stare at me for few seconds I stunned and said sorry sorry and walk off asap

ayam 8 1/2" .. but ayam veli sad to see others long long one

no people came out with
sexing in public?
oh ya sexing is no embarrasing

Old office only 3 stories (g, 1, 2nd floor).
i work on 2nd floor.... and work OT that nite until 9.
When balik that time, i masuk lift, since short distance only and late already mah,
so i just let one go loh. Manatau lift stop at level 1 and got hot chick come in.
There's no running away man, only 2 of us in the lift and she gave me disgusted look.

me and a fren try to april fool another fren by switching his coffee wit kicap while he went to toilet, afterward he come back and drink, so we want to laugh while waiting for his reaction, me because not thinking selamba drink my own coffee, mana tau I accidentally kena myself...sibehh I kenot tahan spit kena my own shirt oso my fren face, lagi kena her eyes summore...

U nvr wear underwear?

in computer room, thought she was my friend, so i stand behind her watching her friendster..like a creep.

Go 2 toilet, do number 1.Finish.
Wash hand, open tap, take soap.
Finish wash hand, wanna close tap, got sprayed in the Middle Earth.

Walk around with wet look.

This post has been edited by darium: Oct 3 2011, 01:21 PM

few years ago...my stick get straight in public,i cannot helped it...sexy girl standing near accidently touch me at lrt
its too big is obvious,girl sitting in front keep staring and blushing...its a mixed feeling of embarrassment and hornyness

during primary skool,
forget to bring textbook, teacher want to hantam backside...

take off the pants...and yeah commando mode...all my friend laugh like shit...

1- go swimming pool without wearing underwear/boxer , only tight
2- see a hot wimmenz , amoi then got a boner kaw kaw , stay at the pool until de-boner
3- when i go up , my tight so freakin tight can see my didi lol 2''

This post has been edited by Luqman999: Oct 3 2011, 01:47 PM

secondary skool, some guy was sitting on a chair on one side (with one leg of the chair), teacher warned him that he will break the chair. And i laugh at him because the teacher scolded him gao gao...


In the midst of laughing, i broke mine coz i was doing what he was doing that time.....


and i need to pay for the chair. Shit.

This post has been edited by adrianteo: Oct 3 2011, 01:50 PM

no i wear short pant

most embarrassing thing i did was in form 4, my friend staying in the asrama ponteng class so teacher asked me to go get him, so i tought can ponteng like 10-15mins while i "go get him" walking out teacher ask pergi mana i said "pergi asmara cari XZY"...... awkward silence and kena laugh at till today.....

-Late for the morning assembly.. Punished by standing in front of the assembly and had to clean the trashes in the school garage.

- Fell from mah chair during Engrish class in Form 2. Shit guys been teasing me about that for almost a year.

- Berak in mah pants during primary 2. I somehow had no emotion/sense of embarrassment at the time.. Next day come to school, walk like a boss while pretending no shit situation happened yesterday. lol.

Hmm, what else? I remember got a lot wan.. Been through lots of shit during primary school.

no understand

bwahahaha.. i still rmb this is happen when im going back to hometown, i ask my friend where the heck is my handphone , we keep look look everywhere until i mad.. actually i hold it on my hand all this time... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....

asrama and asmara.. two different stuffs with whole lot of different meanings respectively.

Neways, I think TS is just being sensitive.. It's not really that humiliating.

cant brain this..