oh ok now i get it

i thaught asmara is sex

when u phail ur PMR please post here

tak baik cakap macam tu
i just stop by here la .

at a opening ceremony of friend of a friend shop, i was talking on the phone and try to lean on the railing. but then there was a bowl on the floor , i accidentally kicked the bowl and shattered in front of crowd of people.. i look at them they show the most scary faces ever. i just walk away and talking on the phone like nothing happened..

This happened during my university years. Those years I wore thick glasses but now the eyes are lasik corrected.

I was having a dinner with my close friends at warung. We were comprised of 2 girls and 2 guys. While having the meals we chat and watched the tv. It was during a skin cleansing product commercial that show a pretty girl, one of the glass of my spec decided to dislodge and literally catapulted.

All of my friends, girls and the guy, laughed hysterically and said "oh, we all understand!", and I had to continue my meal with a red face.

I also remember during primary school,assembly that time.I were so boring and started talking about Dragonball cartoon with my best friend.Talk2 full of semaangat,goku power,gohan etc.Then,got 1 hand tapped my shoulder and I shoved it like a boss,about 3 times.I looked back,it was the Guru Besar.Kena laughed kao2 by other pupils.

ffffffuuuuu my friend no tell me guru besar is behind me

kesian you, kena backfire

at the end of form 1, i was became the librarian and received memo for next year uniform since the current uniform for librarian is just plain white with special nametag, so the next year, it will be light peach and dark trousers....however, it was change last minute to green shirt and olive green trousers, and when they announced it, i wasn't at school...ponteng maa....

so the next school session started and i went to the school wearing light peach and dark trousers...and i stood out like a sore thumb...to make matter worse, the director of the state school board was visiting to officiate our new school badge and colours and he pointed me out in the crowd...instant fame...since then, everyone knew me...and also i kena called by the discipline teacher becos he found out i ponteng for a almost a week...

Almost a week only ugh??? THen I worse lo... after pmr straight away no go school...form 4 after end of the year exam alsostraight two weeks until school over...form5 now already 20++ days absent-blame it on my poor health condition cause form 5 a lot pressure....

More stories pls

ya moree stories please...

Bile aku dah sakit perut sangat2.. lepas tu masuk tandas.. dah selesai melabur.. aku nak keluar.. bunyi suara perempuan masuk beramai2 dalam tandas.. the thing is.. aku tak tahu ape perempuan buat dalam tandas sampai 20 minit.. da fuq.. I want to get the fuq out of here

Moral: Cek dulu tandas tu tandas lelaki or tandas perempuan

This post has been edited by ZainRain: Oct 4 2011, 02:04 AM

-called out by teacher and stand in front of class, then teacher asked me bout an old Chinese believe and laugh bout how stupid it is, and whole class laugh at me. Hate that teacher till now for being racist.

-talk and joke around with my friends, then wave my hand trying to express myself and knock my own spectacles flying off.

-confess to a girl in public and get rejected. Shed manly tears and end up running away.

-some friends introduce a bunch of girls to me, and I was playing the Samba dance game in the arcade. They point and laugh how silly I looked.

-doing a mid air high kick, 2m high. The one holding the kicking board suddenly rise it when I'm halfway kicking. And lost balance and fell down on my butt. Hurts like hell while everyone was laughing.

At perhimpunan during commonwealth games, some fags decided to do performance so everybody sit down, they start singing standing in the eyes, i got fed up and shouted 'oi you think you all xyz singer ah?'.

i shouted the wrong singer's name

Im a kid molester. True story
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dont feel u embarrass also.. i f5 60+day no go tarak kena letter
lolz.. u wait till no voice only go out? pompuan buat aper pun lambat.. diaorg ambik gambar ;D

my birthday
so that night i stomach ache, i quickly marathon to toilet, usually no wear shirt becoz hot. After doing my business, when i open the door everyone was like "SURPRISE!" and so did I surprise them with my shirtless body and poo smell. I ran into my room kolos the door...

My 6 years old cousin go shopping with me and suddenly his shit in his pant and that shit terkeluar dari seluar. I ran away from him. Tak mengaku sedara

Kesian... Got no friend to inform you the changes...