slipped infront college...everyone look at me

Sleep only wear kain pelikat at living room at my gramps house. Woke up late see my kain gone edi. Evryone from my aunts, cousins all about 30 peolpe laugh at my 2"

i happen few times, when want eat, the shop taokeh tell me nx time only pay.. then i brw some money from fren cz we eat together..
aww, so kind orh that girl.. did she demand anything from u?

lolz, u cant differentiate?


btw this thread is funny mang

Juat happwn tis evening, i bring my laptop for presentation, n i forgot to chnge my sexy babe wallpaper, damn. .

P/s: presentation for agama subjek

having a little quarrel while everyone else were watching...

i was running to petronas washroom, didnt realized i headed to the gents, when one guy said eh? with surprised face and he was like pulling back the pants i shouted really loud like real loud and froze for secs then only ran fast back to the ladies... and i heard those guys laughing gau gau

Jatuh longkak

LMAO! SIR, YOU'RE AWESOME!

Chair gave way in Biology class when I was in secondary school.

u want Hako nao?

after manage to ask this 1 really nice girl to go for a date with me, i messed up. i spill up my food + all the spoon and fork (like a dozen of em in container) on the counter when i want to pay for the food. and also some of the food hit my shirt, after that straight went home with the gal luckily she think im cute for my clumsiness lol .. totally not cool tho

*happen during my highschool form 4 i think*

Tgah makan ramai2 on the table..at one corner there are many tall cups for everybody..there are so many cups there are no space for my plates and then the worst...my elbow hit one of the cups like tornado because of a fukken fly and domino effects!!!!!...all the cups (aboout 11-12 of them) went down and the water just spill all over the table and at my relatives who sits nearby..very the malu bacause clumsy and everybody laughed...sorry for ruining your shirt everybody...thank you fly...

This post has been edited by shahtar: Oct 3 2011, 08:57 AM

Was in my wife family house for raya. On that night while me and my wife make love, suddenly i heard a loud scream, and then my head was hit by a broom until i fell down from the bed. I was like WTF!!

And then all the families came in and see see kepo kepo about the loud noise...

Apparently my 8 years brother in law was hiding in the bathroom all the time and he thinks i tried to kill her sister

Was so embarrassed when all my in laws are laughing like hell seeing me naked on the floor..... FML.

I swear i don't want to balik her kampung anymore.

Told a lie & kena tangkap basah.

i lol'ed hard at this 1

last month, otw to work on motobike. saw a car just like my cousin's. tot my cousin's son at passenger seat. wave at him but wait, y the driver not wearing tudung. oh darn it, wrong person. i trus vroom vroom shy

there this one day my classmate lock me in a class with a girl....then my head start thinking "things". then really stim, cover with a bag. i said wtf open the door mang...they decided to open when i rage....walk like a boss suddenly my friend snatch my bag....and boom that girl saw it and smile...then i straight hide behind a friend

seronok chit chat with gal sampai tersembur air liur. then everyone pretend it never happen.

kencing in public toilet but got a lot of 12" ....