LMao...tats why i always look behind 1st. for safety

jatuh depan awek

This one i kena tonnes of times edi...damn sia sui lor.

Mine was whn i tapped on a friend's shoulder....mana tau tak kenal 1...i went " damn...hi new friend!" cover line...

that time was the first time i got kena..Lol after that i keep look behind 1st when this happen..
this one i also kena..that time at mall.. same in ur situation man..and cover line oso like that one..

tis happened when i was in standard 4.
went to friday prayer, my baju melayu's pants hook is broken. so i wear a tracksuit inside my seluar baju melayu. i pretty much damn sure i had a pin.

when performing prayer, my seluar baju melayu londeh. all those behind burst into laughter. luckily i had my tracksuit. otherwise i'd be nekkid.

terlepas handphone at the mall cause kinda rushing to answer a call at that time. and the battery came out, perghhhhh all people tengok terussss

Intro my friend to someone... By the wrong name.

u know when sembahyang raya we need to angkat takbir 7 times.. well, when the imam Allahuakbar for the second time, i pergi rukuk.

hahaha..lol i remember this too. got one friend during standard 1 or 2 i cant remember. the teacher was very strict, since we combined 2 classes for english class.
then got this one indian kid said "cikgu, nak kencing"
then cikgu kata nanti kejap
then fren beside him said, "cikgu, mohan nak kencing"
cikgu kata kejap
then fren said again "cikgu, mohan nak kencing"
after awhile,
"cikgu,mohan dah kencing"

i fukken lol whenever i recall this. i sat near him also

instead of me feeling embarassed.

in lecture room, was given quiz, lecturer walking around and tried to sit on one chair which is broken, so he fell down straight, and he stand up, and walk away out of the room like a boss

Hi, did you hugged me? I was hugged once in a church by a kid that thought i was her dad. =.=

accidently when to girls toilet,already done the business and some woman saw me when i get out from the touler and call guard, i ran

This post has been edited by zerorating: Oct 3 2011, 01:02 AM

oh shit. Gay spotted.
Maybe this could be your latest most embarrassed moment of indirectly or accidentally letting people know that you are a f***ing gay.

This post has been edited by stevenlee1990: Oct 3 2011, 01:12 AM

Ok, this incident happen to me around last week.

happen at cafeteria of my work place, 2 girls are having their lunch.

I go to one of the girl, whom I expect to be my friend, and calling her name, with my happy faces (coz I haven't seen her for quite some time. I thought I juz wanna greet her and catching up some stories as she just getting married). But it turns out that it wasn't my friend. Damn malu sial!! both of the girls make a "blur" kinda faces to me. I quickly said, "oh, sorry yer, salah orang" and walk away quickly.

Damn malu sial!!!!

i saw some girl waving towards my direction. i thought she was my friend so i waved back and approached her. turned out she just looked like my friend and wasnt even waving at me

lol this thread LMAO

was watching porn when suddenly roomate gf came ...
noticed her last minute (she opened the door all of a sudden) but managed to click out... lucky i still wearing my pants!

Then there was a moment of silence.. and she ask

"Why is your face so different...?"

Potong stim betul...

i once pick up some lemons at tesco (or giant) and went straight queue for the cashier. without putting the lemons into the plastic bag first.

true story

LOL

School zipper malfunction after I piss in the morning. So I try to hide it by untucking my shirt. Then otw to science lab bump onto disciplin teacher he ask apasal tak tuck in, whole class found out..malu oo. Di ejek for few days :/