Then how you make your offspring? Tak nak sambung zuriat?

kencing dalam seluar mase sekolah...tak tahan...satu kelas nampak air mengalir...my childhood doomed!

u stay where. mcm my friends in same class....

Sneezing then mucus came out, cover it with hand and pretend sakit hidung..

You people are embarrassing yourself I did it purposely in the post and make him think! but he don't get it "I am just being sarcasm", I know the date of the thread started from the very begining. After TS snapshot and put it in his signature he think he is very proud of himself and I was laughing all this while. I never bother to reply back in that thread and let him think he is very smart all this time. For me the most embarrassing is to those who never understand my intention.

This post has been edited by buysell: Oct 2 2011, 10:52 PM

lulz

when meet wrong fren

most /k/tards are straight to the point so they have no time to decipher your intention


btw obvious is obvious, replying to old thread is obvious fail


just admit it

enter wrong car. told my "driverfriend" can jalan. tat uncle just stare at me....sipei maluuuuuuu

I went back to my hometown, while waiting for my mum to pick me up, I can't hold it anymore need to pee, and at that time it was over 12am so all the toilet is closed, so i decided to pee at the longkang at a dark place while hiding my face in a tree leaves(the tree is short), then suddenly 2 girls walk behind me around 1-2 meters, since i thought they wont recognised me , i still continue doing my business.

After that, i walk around coz so bored waiting 4 my mom, then suddenly there are 2 girls smiling and looking at me, and i was like "oh shit! they knew it was me!" lol....malu sial.....

no need to malu


if you got 12'' sure they want it silently

My phone played a pr0n video by itself with volume set to maximum while I was in a public bus.

secondary school, form 5, during recess, imma go buy food alot ppl crowded, i took my nasi lemak ready to pay, i move my elbow back and insert my hand to my pocket, when elbow-ing back, i hit a girl's boobs, i did not know, i look back. she stare at me, i smile. kthxbye

Secondary school, I tumpang the girl I liked punya car, her mom dropped me off at the traffic light, it was raining, I ran across the street, slipped, fell, got all wet.

I just walked on ahead without looking back ; _ ;

hugged the wrong dad

from then,i never hugged my dad again till now

win

there was a girl waving at her friend at behind and i was like..
smile and wave..then she just passed away and laughing..FFUUUUUUUU

then i just cover like waving dance