Today I had the funniest and quite bizarre training session, ever.
There was this rather portly chap warming up. With his leg on the EZ/straight bars stack. He was wearing a pair of gaudy Oakley knockoffs, the ones with the rainbow-tinged lenses, whilst wearing the dreadful Crocs. He then proceeded to jump up and down like a little bunny rabbit while performing boxing moves that would make Manny Pacquio convulse in fear. He goes right into heavy dumbbell curls where the first and last rep he would squeak. And he would do the squeaking on the first and last rep for every exercise he did.
He was the most oblivious, most vainglorious and most comedic person I've seen in the gym. All the posturing after completing a set was comedy gold. He even tried to copy my method of pushing up the weights by using the legs. It was hilarious because he couldn't do it. His entire regime was amazingly thoughtless; bicep curls, shoulder presses, one-arm rows, leg press, t-bar rows. In that order. Now, before you call me a busybody, I am an observant fellow yet this time I wish I wasn't. It was just unfortunate that he and I were at the right place, right time.
Yet, he put back the weights. Didn't drop them excessively. Heck, he even had good form on the one-arm rows. The only gripe? He kept shadow boxing right next to me!
Added on January 13, 2011, 3:17 pmQUOTE(LadyVanity @ Jan 13 2011, 02:12 PM)
i dont like people staring me down. if you''ve just finished your set next to me, you're just sitting up looking around catching a breather its fine... or maybe ur just staring blankly but not really seeing due to post-set brainfuzz... i understand. but dont deliberately stand next to me watching me soooo obviously (especially certain girls who tend to give me that disgusted look), whispering behind ur hands with ur friends and pointing/gesturing at me.
not putting back weights.... its tolerable. i generally dont mind the loading and unloading, or picking up a 30lb here n there..... UNLESS you leave 400lbs for me to get rid off. shame on you, needing a girl to help you put it back!
Post-set brainfuzz gives me a short license to check out other people.
It's about courtesy, really. Leaving heavy weights on the floor or machines is just plain insensitive. It affects us all.
On a side note, there was this white girl doing Crossfit-like exercises in the gym. Judging from her body, they are pretty effective. Tee hee.
Damn, I sound like some perverted geriatric.
This post has been edited by mcbarney666: Jan 13 2011, 03:17 PM