Comment by Fresh Graduate
I am Interested in your job and I don’t mind working for RM5/flyer since I am a Fresh Grad looking for experience.

You have to hire me!! I am desperate to work for you! I know you won’t get any designers to work for you when you pay them RM5/flyer but I AM HERE!!! I want the job!! I AM YOUR ONLY HOPE!!

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Calvyn, ignore those real designers who made perfect sense that it is really disrespectful to pay just RM5 to design a flyer/brochure. They are the professionals you see. Real designers. Yes ignore them and COME TO ME!!!

I am a fresh graduate from one of the top design school where MY PARENTS PAID MORE THAN RM30 000 for me to be a designer so that I can earn RM5 to design each of your flyer/brochure and I would LOVE to GAIN EXPERIENCE in your company since I am a FRESH Grad like you said,

Quote from Calvyn, “if I am new and fresh grad, I will try it to gain my experience”.

I am VERY INTERESTED in your job offer. If I can call it a ‘job’. Where do I sign up?

Oh, I noticed you need to see my portfolio. Sorry but, my highly paid lecturers only lectured me to send my portfolio to – erm (how to put this in a nice way) – Real companies, and not to a company where they con designers. And I am afriad that once you have seen my portfolio, you might lose interest because all my artwork are too impressive for you. You see, You pay RM5 but my designs worth way more than RM50/flyer. So, I feel intimidated to show you my portfolio. Is it alright if I skip that?

I know how to use Adobe Photoshop but I need the Original version of it, if possible ADOBE PHOTOSHOP CS5 because I love to be up-to-date with all these products. I can work for you for RM5/flyer but I need you to supply me with the Original Version of Photoshop CS5 and Microsoft Words before I could start my job because my photoshop is only on trials version and my Microsoft words isn’t functioning well. Sad huh.

In Conclusion,

I CAN WORK FOR YOU, I don’t mind really.

Here is what YOU have to do:

1) Supply me with the Latest Mac Laptop. I heard there’s a new one in the market about RM6000 or so. With RM5 as my pay, I don’t think i can get that Mac in time for your job. Mac Laptop is really good for designing your flyers. Its display color is way better than other laptops. and Mac can run faster so I can finish your flyers faster. See… It is all For you.

2) Install ADOBE Photoshop CS5 for me. It is the latest and I can create better designs for your flyers using CS5. Better design = More income for YOU. but of course I still get paid RM5.
Then again, It is ALL FOR YOU.

3) Pay my electrical bills. I can’t pay all my water and electrical bills with only RM5. You should be happy I didn’t include water bills for you to pay.
See.. I am just making your life easier.

4) Pay for my meals. I need the energy to design your flyers. More Energy, Better flyers.
You’ve guessed it, It’s all for You and your flyers/brochures.

5) Hire me straight. Don’t have to view my portfolio.

Ok that’s it. Only 5 things you need to go. Wow, I guess 5 is your lucky number.

Think again, I am your only hope. No one wants to work for you and I am here, wanting to gain experience. Hire me!! I am your Last hope!!

P/S: Your english… erm.. it is really broken. Sorry, no offence but yea, it is very broken.

Peace~