Wartawan : Pak cik ada berapa orang isteri?

Lelaki : Alhamdulillah saya ada 4 orang isteri.

Wartawan : Berdasarkan pengalaman Pak cik, apa nasihat pak cik untuk kaum lelaki di luar sana?

Lelaki : Saya galakkan mereka untuk berkahwin 3 atau 4 orang isteri.

Wartawan : Kenapa pak cik?

Lelaki : Kerana berurusan dengan 4 orang isteri umpama berurusan dengan syarikat penerbangan atau syarikat telekomunikasi di mana mereka sentiasa berlumba - lumba memberi perkhidmatan terbaik dengan harga berpatutan.

Wartawan : Apa pula pandangan pak cik kepada lelaki yang hanya ada seorang isteri?

Lelaki : Sesungguhnya lelaki yang beristeri seorang umpama sedang berurusan dengan syarikat Astro. Perkhidmatan tak bagus, selalu terputus bekalan siaran bila hujan dan cerita berulang ulang. Bil pula mahal.

need to make sure four wife menstrual cycle is different

Why?

Butthole kan ada.

Tak mampu bayar bill astro xyah la kawin 4

Takde duit mau kahwin sampai 4 bini, anak sampai 12 orang. Kemudian masuk golongan B40. DLLM!

4 orang, kena makan apa baru larat nak layan?

Catholic can't relate.

Jenis laki tak guna, pikir with dik je go with polygamy

Hanya ingat piap piap je

Dalam hidup, xde benda lain ke

alpha male mentality

No la vavi
U missed out the news actually he get pahala for mengembangkan agama dia?

Makan jamu.

if rich, why not. can tukar rasa when boring.

wow! sound logic.

Well

Maybe with education... and support from the more moderate community...

Kek

Pakcik champion

sokong!!!!!!!!!!

The one with one waifu sure cari makan luar once got better offer or market change.

umpama harapkan pegar, pegar makan padi?

tak ada duit bagi anak pergi sekolah .....anak jadi bohsia

gotta push aside my bitter side
had a silly laugh

Buttsex haram in Islam

You guys must be too noob for not understanding what a parable is.

It's not that he can't pay astro but he is giving an example. Many ppl hate it for its bad service but many still use it.

Itu peribahasa.

In reality, maybe 80% of the time situasi 2 times 4 wives
Jangan fikir konek je, kena fikir emosi n duit n tanggungjawab n problem comes with it

This post has been edited by kopihazelnut: Jan 15 2020, 02:00 PM

Memang berlumba2 nak beri perkhidmatan terbaik, tapi kena bayar bil & maintenance utk semua penerbangan dan telekomunikasi pakcik.

Macam pakcik ada pakej postpaid Maxis, Celcom, U-Mobile dan Digi. Mungkin Digi bagi perkhidmatan terbaik & berpatutan, tapi yg lain tu pakcik still kena bayar jugak bulan2 samada pakcik guna ke tak.

Ke pakcik tak bayar?

This post has been edited by BS8110: Jan 15 2020, 02:01 PM

lol, good one

ok I laff lol

4 wife can play mahjong also.

Pakcik salih yaacob ker tu ??

Inilah ketuanan kita

major upgrade from tongkat

Kalau xmampu buat cara xmampu...
Simple... Jngn belakang2 menyusahkan

Mengembangkan agama?sound gooding...but no give didikan agama and proper schooling

Facepalm

so many butt hurt bangsar bubble buddies here (BBB) lol

dude. finances of a family increases the more wife you have, as most girls now work and have good education.

This is 100% different compared to some bangsar bubble girls. (BBG)

BBG's die under sunlight, has zero earnings power, expects spoonfeed for life, and doesnt work or help society.

the BBG's also have terrible TERRIBLE reproductive power. make 1 kid complaint need 1 year cooldown period. after 3 kids give up edi

BBG's die under sunlight and the slightest tough time, has no marketable skill other than being prostitutes, no job, no earnings power. This is the generation of Bangsar Bubble.

This is the huge difference in quality as a human being between BBB and normal people.

on the contrary

A lot of my Chinese friends would love to have more than 1 wife legally

But /k tak habis-habis nak racing

This post has been edited by CommonPeople: Jan 15 2020, 02:20 PM

so, he only pay the wife who provide the best service?

the rest?

Dia bayar ler tu. Cuba positive thinking sikit.

This post has been edited by aliesterfiend: Jan 15 2020, 02:20 PM

"Lelaki : Kerana berurusan dengan 4 orang isteri umpama berurusan dengan syarikat penerbangan atau syarikat telekomunikasi di mana mereka sentiasa berlumba - lumba memberi perkhidmatan terbaik dengan harga berpatutan."

bunyi macam kerjaya seorang pelacur.

I tell you, he is right.


I jelly

Prepaid lah. Bayar dulu sebelum guna. Bukan guna dulu sebelum bayar.

Bila nak main Mahjong senang cari kaki

pusing satu round to cover hamsapness

oh wai..

this is a twisted example.. hahaha

lel

ini pakcik didnt realized. even harga betpatutan bill tetap kena bayar 4x

What is this? this is not Jokes Heaven section wor

fuk... i lol

although I disagree that they are racing to offer best service... more like racing to get higher inheritance.

Faraid dah tetapkan sama banyak.

I see... so there wont be unfolding dramas like Genting is it?

No. The unfolding drama usually involves those that dont understand what faraid means and what are their obligations.

x mampu bayar 4 bill

shiok la konek pakcik machem ni

zaman dulu boleh la pak...zaman skang. mati kene saman masuk penjara.

Syok kejap ajer...lepas tu stress

astro???

Parked.

Patently obvious he has nothing more important in life. Else such thing as sex would have faded into the background while his burning desire for more important things took the whole of him

1 wife is enough.......i cant take the nagging from 4 wifes and 4 mother in laws

LOL

Sebab itu kalau ikut sunah kawin banyak kena kawin yang janda dan tak ada tempat bergantung atau anak yatim bukan kawin ramai artis muda bergetah.

Pakcik expect them to work and have their own money. So he no need to give much. Cukup rm500 per month as duit pocket.

Itu bila dah pakcik meninggal. Sblm mati tu pindah asset siap siap.

Why is everyone missing the point of the joke and being SJW?

Oh...pakcik you hisap gam semasa interview?

1 pretty wife > 4 landwhale ...

Actually, kalau mampu apa salahnya.

3 of my business associates do polygamy. 2 with 3 wives, the other only 2. /k ni banyak jeles je.

"berlumba - lumba memberi perkhidmatan terbaik"... patut ah anak 12 pun tak ada masalah..

Karenah pakcik ni hanya pikir isteri sebagai lobang pilihan hari ni. Objek yg tiada perasaan tapi hanya utk beri service yg berbayar..... pelacur la tu!! Bangang punya pakcik.

3 average looking wives > 1 pretty wife

can be 4 wifes and 1 mother in laws

Missionary 1, left right hands in siham 2 and lick siham 1 ..4 combo is the best

Always be a smart consumer yeah.

syukur tengok yutub aje, tak suka tukar video/channel skip pause sesuka hati free of charge

inb4 tgk yutub ni cheongster

1 hot wife > 4 landwhales

Wrong.

4 x 12=48

klu guna android box mcm mn plk

Actually rich people should have more wife so that they can have more children, proportionate to their wealth. If you all insists that poor people shouldn't have many children (or any children at all), inversely rich people should have more children, the richer they are.

rich pipu dont have time for more children

human only, bot tak kira

Send to your wife and see how tonight...

mana boleh kasitau

perang la

Illegal. Mcm mistress lah.

We live during the time where being sensitive is the fad.

but some men really treat their wives like a cash cow

while the husband stay at home senang lenang wives busy cari $$$

Bored of racing/politic topics.

donut la chain tu

It's part and parcel of equality demanded by feminist.

my friends said in kelantan, single moms with kids looking for other woman's husband (and they got married as 2nd, 3rd, 4th wont matter to them) and they provide for their husband as long they got title married woman

for security or what i dont know

Anak pun ada...... ohhwaiit

Orang yg kahwin 4, mak mereka punya ada 4 ka?

rubbish people

Not really if you look at uncle lim and stanley ho. Robert kuok also 7 children.
The more the merrier?


This post has been edited by uamcy: Jan 15 2020, 09:30 PM

Yeah.. my cousin married to one. D*mn useless...

Boss... you serious ah???

Well if you are the type of gonna curang anyway kote gatal, kahwin jer have 2 or 3 wives max 4. Kennot go for 1 more after 4th.

Better than marry 1 then divorce marry again so susah. If you can commit to 1 then stay 1 ok lah.

Is this a joke?
Inb4 sedak bes sedak

Marry 4 wives, each wife find those with stable jobs earning 5-10k each, household income 20-40k. So husband can stay at home goyang telo then service the 4 wives kao kao when they come home. Win win situation.