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Kenapa Mesti Kawin Empat
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TSaliesterfiend
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 Jan 15 2020, 01:23 PM, updated 6y ago
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Wartawan : Pak cik ada berapa orang isteri?
Lelaki : Alhamdulillah saya ada 4 orang isteri.
Wartawan : Berdasarkan pengalaman Pak cik, apa nasihat pak cik untuk kaum lelaki di luar sana?
Lelaki : Saya galakkan mereka untuk berkahwin 3 atau 4 orang isteri.
Wartawan : Kenapa pak cik?
Lelaki : Kerana berurusan dengan 4 orang isteri umpama berurusan dengan syarikat penerbangan atau syarikat telekomunikasi di mana mereka sentiasa berlumba - lumba memberi perkhidmatan terbaik dengan harga berpatutan.
Wartawan : Apa pula pandangan pak cik kepada lelaki yang hanya ada seorang isteri?
Lelaki : Sesungguhnya lelaki yang beristeri seorang umpama sedang berurusan dengan syarikat Astro. Perkhidmatan tak bagus, selalu terputus bekalan siaran bila hujan dan cerita berulang ulang. Bil pula mahal.
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE(saikia2046 @ Jan 15 2020, 01:41 PM) 4 orang, kena makan apa baru larat nak layan? Makan jamu. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 01:58 PM
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QUOTE(pokchik @ Jan 15 2020, 01:53 PM) umpama harapkan pegar, pegar makan padi? Itu peribahasa. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(BS8110 @ Jan 15 2020, 01:59 PM) Memang berlumba2 nak beri perkhidmatan terbaik, tapi kena bayar bil & maintenance utk semua penerbangan dan telekomunikasi pakcik. Macam pakcik ada pakej postpaid Maxis, Celcom, U-Mobile dan Digi. Mungkin Digi bagi perkhidmatan terbaik & berpatutan, tapi yg lain tu pakcik still kena bayar jugak bulan2 samada pakcik guna ke tak. Ke pakcik tak bayar? Dia bayar ler tu. Cuba positive thinking sikit. This post has been edited by aliesterfiend: Jan 15 2020, 02:20 PM |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 02:30 PM
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QUOTE(gundamsp01 @ Jan 15 2020, 02:19 PM) so, he only pay the wife who provide the best service? the rest? Prepaid lah. Bayar dulu sebelum guna. Bukan guna dulu sebelum bayar. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE(andrekua2 @ Jan 15 2020, 02:42 PM) fuk... i lol although I disagree that they are racing to offer best service... more like racing to get higher inheritance. Faraid dah tetapkan sama banyak. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 02:54 PM
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QUOTE(andrekua2 @ Jan 15 2020, 02:51 PM) I see... so there wont be unfolding dramas like Genting is it? No. The unfolding drama usually involves those that dont understand what faraid means and what are their obligations. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(mrhulk @ Jan 15 2020, 03:24 PM) 1 wife is enough.......i cant take the nagging from 4 wifes and 4 mother in laws Sebab itu kalau ikut sunah kawin banyak kena kawin yang janda dan tak ada tempat bergantung atau anak yatim bukan kawin ramai artis muda bergetah. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 07:15 PM
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QUOTE(emburrar @ Jan 15 2020, 04:49 PM) klu guna android box mcm mn plk Illegal. Mcm mistress lah. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 07:16 PM
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QUOTE(gobiomani @ Jan 15 2020, 03:34 PM) Why is everyone missing the point of the joke and being SJW? We live during the time where being sensitive is the fad. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 07:17 PM
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QUOTE(nebula87 @ Jan 15 2020, 02:40 PM) What is this? this is not Jokes Heaven section wor Bored of racing/politic topics. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 15 2020, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE(JimbeamofNRT @ Jan 15 2020, 07:17 PM) but some men really treat their wives like a cash cow while the husband stay at home senang lenang wives busy cari $$$ It's part and parcel of equality demanded by feminist. |
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TSaliesterfiend
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Jan 16 2020, 10:28 AM
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