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 SPARTANS UNITE!, movie gathering la!

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huss_wuss
post Mar 11 2007, 12:44 AM

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hahaha.. my gf non-stop swearing.. hahaha.. saying "fck damn cun...fck damn cun..." thn i also.. said the same thing during the first fight scene... at that point... minah minah, makcik makcik pakai tudung.. tutup mata.. n said... masyaallah.. hahahhaha... damn funny.. i hope they make a game out of 300.. its like god of war... u knw wat i feel.. this movie makes lotr looks like a gay movie... haha.. evntho i love lotr.. nod.gif

haha... sure la.. abs all perfect... chest all bulked up.. any girl would like it... i like the scene where the persian pondan lives.. haha.. all girls damn sexy... n yeah the oracle too..

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post Mar 11 2007, 12:48 AM

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Less talk, more fight! This is Sparta! tongue.gif God of War II in less than 3 days, and this movie should definitely explain why Kratos in GOW2 is so damn badass!

What were those makciks expecting, Huss? A campfire movie with half-naked men singing and dancing around a bonfire? Wrong movie! Plus they saw the movie trailer already, and they should have avoided it if they are going to shield their eyes from watching it. For the first time, i have faith in our censorship board to grow out of their protective shell and relax the guntings and consider functional and artistic values of a movie. Kudos to the censorship board for finally growing up!

The Persian pondans right, there is this beast with head of a goat, everyone in the cinema halls were muttering "WTF is that!?", some laughed at the WTF-ness of that scene. I have no complaints on th sensuous dancers. drool.gif They did censor the "lesbian"doing 69 on each other though.....gonna watch THAT in Adelaide! laugh.gif

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post Mar 11 2007, 01:31 AM

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ahahhahahha.. d goat.. i was lyk wtf? a hornyarse goat... n thn in the middle... i was eh eh.. they smoke shisha.. hahahhahaha... prolly rite, makcik makcik tu.. they tot 300 is some ghost horror flick.. u knw la kan.. nowadays... ghost movies.. wit numbers la.. so tgk tgk.. men wit big kahunas slaughtering heads + hunchback of notredame + porn flick = kick ass movie of the year..

alamak.. as fo the censorship.. tadi, they showed the half naked girls doin 69.. n that quasimodo was wanking away thinking "damn, why am i not good looking?" hahahaha.. ddnt censor.. icon_idea.gif i saw all they eyes terbeliak during the pondan scene.. hahaha shocking.gif

as fo the persian pondan, i was laughing n laughing cos he's so funny.. big, strong, metrosexual & the ironic thing is his voice is dammmn manly & god-like.. hahahaha! was funnier than dat?

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post Mar 11 2007, 01:49 AM

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Just got back from the movie. HOLY SHIT

I intended on going to the 10:15 showing, and got there around 9:35. Once I drove past the window I could see a massive amount of people in line. At first I thought they were there to see something else, but rather quickly it became clear that the majority of the crowd was there for 300. The 10:15 showing was sold out, so I had to go to the 10:45. The crowd was huge, and luckily I was first in line to pick the best seat (middle seat in the middle row=you see everything). People laughed at the funny lines and actually cheered during some scenes (like the one where the queen shows her Spartan side, with a sword). On a funny note...there was this guy sniffing throughout some of the movie. It was mainly audable during the more quiet, emotional parts of the movie. Because of this it sounded like he was crying or something. So out of nowhere this dude right behind me yells out.

Dude: NO CRYING ALLOWED IN SPARTA
Sniffling Guy: I have a cold mother****er
Dude: THIS IS MADNESS

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Stringfellow's own note: This is the perfect timing for that sniffing dude to scream "This is Sparta!" laugh.gif

I felt the movie was amazing. I went in expecting an extremely gratuitous, over the top epic and that's what I got. What I was most surpised at was that the acting and dialogue wasn't nearly as cheesy as I expected. Like many fantasty epics, the movie is full of various speeches, and all of them are great.

But I didn't go to the movie for speeches, I went for the AWESOME-ness. The action was simply amazing. I loved the slow motion mechanics used throughout the movie. All of the battles are not slow motion, though: there is a nice mix between some more shaky cam sequences and some slow motion sequences; clearly the slow motion sequences are featured more. The battle with the Immortals (and that giant thing) was truly the highlight of the action for me. Perfectly executed

I never read the graphic novel so I don't know how truthful it was to the source material, but I found it to be rather truthful to various facets of history. The way the Spartans fought was pretty damn accurate, and seeing it brought to life was quite impressive.

Overall I found the movie to be just what I was looking for: a BADASS kick in the balls. The action was tight, the story was badass, and the music was very good. Perhaps my only complaints outside of the dramatic acting (which I anticipated) was the lack of character development. I love watching epics like Jason and the Argonauts or Clash of the Titans, and these movies usually introduce a cast of characters who you can't help but root for and hope they survive. While this was done with a couple characters to a certain degree, I would have liked to see more.


Hot damn, i wish that had happened, then a real life enactment of everyone in the cinema hall screaming "This is SPARTA!" would had happened! laugh.gif

One thing i am disappointed about Malaysian audience is that we are not culturally inclined to express ourselves openly. Overseas audiences are not shy to show their appreciation of great movies by clapping, cheering and reacting to emotive scenes.

The Persian pondan brough visions of Ra and the other Pharaohs from StarGate though. Same shaven eyelashes, and makeups, as well as the obviously deepened baritone voice. tongue.gif

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post Mar 11 2007, 02:05 AM

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abang string.. i wanted to shout "this is sparta".. takut kena baling botol..pass out & masuk icu.. hahahaha.. here, they would like "wtf, is he/her tryna do?".. thre's no togetherness.. how i wish i could scream...

whn to scream?: whn urm... persian kena kick into pitt.. fight scenes.. queen kena pwned.. n ending of movie.. i think by then.. i ended up in bukit aman police hq.. fo questioning.. hahaha.. cinema securities throw me out to police, also amounts of beatings frm angry movie goers... hahahahhahaha... doh.gif
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post Mar 11 2007, 02:10 AM

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That's why i said, Malaysians moviegoers are timid and afraid to express themselves. sleep.gif dry.gif Although i'd understand your reservation too Huss, kalau ko sorang jer njerit SPARTA!, mau kena boo, gelak atau kena belasah. tongue.gif Goddamn, i cant wait to go watch this in OZ!

The most i see Malaysians do is laugh, that's considered normal and acceptable. Sigh......

On other things, congratulations on your Def Jam Icon celeb status, bukan selalu dapat Malaysian hanging on to the top spot of any leaderboard. thumbup.gif

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post Mar 11 2007, 02:41 AM

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Go watch pr0ns la if u all wanna watch lesbian 69 and what not. tongue.gif

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post Mar 11 2007, 02:46 AM

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Funny when you think of it though. How would the censorship board know if the lesbian scene would offend viewers here, if viewers here dont know what a lesbian scene is? And if viewers here do KNOW what lesbian scenes are, obviously you dont HAVE to censor it out, since we are familiar with what a lesbian scene is anyway,and not particularly disturbed by it, isnt it? Get the logic?

WE are obviously still children to the eyes of the government, hence why we are treated this way.
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post Mar 11 2007, 03:44 AM

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QUOTE(stringfellow @ Mar 11 2007, 02:10 AM)
On other things, congratulations on your Def Jam Icon celeb status, bukan selalu dapat Malaysian hanging on to the top spot of any leaderboard. thumbup.gif
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hehehe.. thanx bro.. blush.gif tak jerit sparta pun people hating.. sending me msges on live hating.. sheesh.. hard to be on top.. i tot people dnt really care abt all these crap, u knw.. being on top & people not hating... i was wrong.. people always hate.. sheesh..

there should be more malaysian at the top on leaderboards.. show the world.. we can pwn people too.. join us! hehe..

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post Mar 11 2007, 04:22 AM

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i love the scene where theres dead bodies making up the wall. that fat arse of a persian almost sh!t his panties. n y the hell they treat their queen like a normal person. i mean, she got thrashed by that traitor like nobody's bizniz. n for that stupid quasimodo... "bros before hos mannnnn"
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post Mar 11 2007, 01:19 PM

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U guyz go see this movie got anything happened like POPCORN flying out from the guy in front of u or not ?


Like EMINEM video A$$ like that...watching the olsen twin in cinema...hahha tongue.gif
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post Mar 11 2007, 01:49 PM

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QUOTE(huss_wuss @ Mar 11 2007, 03:44 AM)
hehehe.. thanx bro.. blush.gif  tak jerit sparta pun people hating.. sending me msges on live hating.. sheesh.. hard to be on top.. i tot people dnt really care abt all these crap, u knw.. being on top & people not hating... i was wrong.. people always hate.. sheesh..

there should be more malaysian at the top on leaderboards.. show the world.. we can pwn people too.. join us! hehe..
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QUOTE(un9ku @ Mar 11 2007, 04:22 AM)
i love the scene where theres dead bodies making up the wall. that fat arse of a persian almost sh!t his panties. n y the hell they treat their queen like a normal person. i mean, she got thrashed by that traitor like nobody's bizniz. n for that stupid quasimodo... "bros before hos mannnnn"
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Persian emissary:"Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
Stelios: "Then we will fight in the shade"

How can you NOT like those lines? Simple, poetic, effective and stingingly cynical as well.

QUOTE(ImSIEBEL @ Mar 11 2007, 01:19 PM)
U guyz go see this movie got anything happened like POPCORN flying out from the guy in front of u or not ?
Like EMINEM video A$$ like that...watching the olsen twin in cinema...hahha tongue.gif
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Susah, bro. Like i said before, Malaysians are a quiet, timid, shy bunch. WE are afraid of showing and expressing ourselves in public.
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post Mar 11 2007, 01:52 PM

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too bad my hometown dont have any cinema...... if wanna watch movie got to fly to kuantan or KL so sad..........
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post Mar 11 2007, 02:00 PM

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ironic as well. as they laughed their ass off then the arrows DID blot out the sun.
and also when leonidas was asked to bow before xerxes. he gave some lame excuses. tongue.gif damn funny
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QUOTE(un9ku @ Mar 11 2007, 02:00 PM)
ironic as well. as they laughed their ass off then the arrows DID blot out the sun.
and also when leonidas was asked to bow before xerxes. he gave some lame excuses. tongue.gif damn funny
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"You are wise ,Xerxes....as you are divine....and your offer, only a madman would refuse, but...you see...killing all your men out there has put this nasty cramp up my legs *slaps his thigh* and ermm kneeling is definitely out of the question"

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post Mar 11 2007, 02:20 PM

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^yea the arrows scene damn funny

The goat scene was seriously wtf scene la laugh.gif

Sparta's councilmen were damn dumb, 1 guy started shouting "traitor" and the rest followed and didn't do anything to help the Spartans in the war doh.gif

My fav line in the movie was when the queen said:" Only women in Sparta give birth to real men" Awesome thumbup.gif That Persian guy must have felt like a million swords cucuk his body laugh.gif
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My favourite lines would be when the Spartans were "cleaning up" (read: killing the dying) while Leonidas was eating an apple.

Spartan Captain: You know, our Greek friends are dying to have a piece of the action. *stabs a dying Persian on the ground*
Leonidas: *while munching apple* Tell Daxos to gather 20 of his men, able, ready and sober. Stringfellow's note laugh.gif

*Stelios comes running down to Leonidas, out of breath*
Stelios: King Leonidas! *breathing heavily*
Leonidas: Calm down boy, breath easy.
Stelios: *after a moment's pause of steady breathing* The Persian army advances. A contingent. Too small for a charge.
Leonidas: *Looks at his Captain* I leave the company at your charge. *smiling*
Spartan Captain: But, my King...!
Leonidas: Do not worry, my friend. If they assasinate me, entire Sparta will go to war. Pray.....that they are that stupid. Pray........we are that lucky. *Stringfellow's note: How bloody nonchalant is THAT! Selamba AND awesome at the same time!

Leonidas walks up the hill and continues..

Leonidas: *talks with his mouth full munching apple* Besides....there is no reason we cannot be civil about this, cant we? *Stringfellow's note: THIS is the BEST LINE DELIVERED in the movie for me! Leonidas talks about being civil and diplomatic, yet his act of talking with his mouth full clearly belies his intention of being as "Spartan" as he can be. Funny and fcuk-i-dont-a-damn attitude at the same time! laugh.gif

*Leonidas throws his remaining apple to Stelios who takes his bite in laughing.*

Spartan Captain: Yes, my King. *stabs another dying Persian on the ground*


That entire sequence is the best in the movie for me. Of course, the action sequences are God-awesome, but when it comes to spoken dialogues, that sequence i described there, together with "This is blasphemy this is madness.....This is Sparta!" and "Spartans, prepare your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight, we dine in HELL!" ranks up there as the most memorable dialogues in the movie for me. tongue.gif

P/S: The "Tonight, we dine in Hell!" line is technically inaccurate. Greeks followling their mythologies would say, "Tonight, we dine in Hades!" and not Hell, but since the movie is refreshed to reflect modern definitions, Hell replaces Hades. There might be those who had no brush with anything Greek mythos, that wouldnt have a clue what Hades is.
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post Mar 11 2007, 06:20 PM

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besides all the pondan.. horny goat.. horny quasimodo... u knw wat is funny abt the movie?

starting titile rite... 300.. translated in malay.. u knw wat? 300 lelaki berani mati...

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MUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! since whn it was 300 brave men ready to die?
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i just love the movie
the original dvd is a must to get
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LoL looks like the 300 fever is really going strong.....

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