Yeah, the key words here are "surgical intervention".....

nice post

Cannibals


Two canibals are sitting around a fire the first one says, "my mother in law sucks",

the other says, "here try the pork."

some time mother in law ppl tak boleh tahan

2008... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU

A Woman Prayer


A women goes to bed at night irritated at her husband so she decides for once in her life to pray, and this is what she said:

"God give me tolerance for my husbands stupidity,
give me wisdom to understand him,
give me forgiveness to forgive him of his ignorance,

but please God I beg of thee don’t give me strength cause I’ll kill him!"

What is your prayer?

got other?

The Wishing Well

A guy and his girlfriend went to a wishing well.
The guy drops a penny and makes a wish.
His girlfriend also wanted to make a wish, so she bent over to drop her penny, but she leaned too far and fell down the well and drowned.

The guy said, "Wow, it really does work!"

dont get this joke.

1st Cannibal eating his Mother In Law...
2nd Cannibal saying pork taste better than his Mother in Law

The catchy part is the first sentences which bring 2 meanings.

p/s:- I dont need any rock

This post has been edited by alex_leo: Apr 6 2010, 12:50 AM

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Lawyer's Affair


For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.

Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a ba$tard in the family than a lawyer."

Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Husband: Love!
Great Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
Husband: Alright.
Great Wife: Hurry up, say quickly! If you do not say today, do not think of sleeping tonight.
Husband: I love you...
Great Wife: This is what you said willingly. I did not force you!

Its sounded like our misfit friend having trouble with his wife

i don't get this joke...

Cos it's not a joke but a fact of life hahaha!

Great Wife: Dear, please come over here! Look at that window, the husband helping the wife to massage. You better watch carefully and learn hard!



Great Wife: Dear, eat this apple.
Husband: Thanks, I do not want it, you eat it.
Great Wife: Oh, then I eat that good one, this one rotted.

lol

hmmm

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, 'Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, 'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'