ice cube hell yeah!!

aLittleMisfit.. duh i know that.. just that i don't find it funny..

the guys just made a completely stupid and useless wish. they are in a boat in a lake which is turn into beer. when u drink a lot of beer wat will u wan to do ? ding ding!!! pee!! and how much can u pee inside the boat before they sink ? and then all the beer is wasted. the second guy should just kill him

oh ya by the way dude ur jokes are real nice!!! A++++ material. all of them makes my day

yeah.. especially the lizard turned croc one.. that one really crack me up!! haha!!

HAhaha.. thanks dude.. well.. have to thanks to the jokers where i got the jokes from lor..

carlsuen... farrkkkkk... what happened to you.. how much water did you drink.. heheh

3 men were caught by the Germans in a war.

They were told that they will be shot at while they ran 100 meters. If they survived after that they would then be set free. So, the 3, a British, a Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at the start.

Bang!

They started to ran like they never did before.

At the 80 meter mark, the British was shot down. Before he went down, he patriotically shouted, 'Long live the Queen' and died.

At 90 meters, the Japanese was shot. Before he went down, he shouted, 'Banzai' and died.

Now the Singaporean was at 93m, 95m, 98m, 99m... ... Bang! He, too, was shot down.

Before he died, he shouted, "KNN!!' One meter also bo discount!'

haha!! nice one too..

Wicked Wish

A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.

The Quebecer says, "I want a wall around Quebec to protect my culture. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or out."

"It is done," says the genie, turning to the other guy. "And your wish?"

The guy from Ontario smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
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This post has been edited by |ce_cube: Nov 8 2006, 06:11 PM

repost..............

okie okie.. deleted liow..

A Double-Barrel

Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by letting loud farts, so his teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, he said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody and I'm very proud of that fact."

"If I show you that I can do it better, will you stop?"

He agreed, so the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Little Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper.

Then, the teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted. But, when she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Little Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again.

She was willing, and as she repeated the process, Little Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt, and remarked, "No wonder you won -- you have a Double-Barrel!"

^ er.. dun get it... double barrel referring to wad ar?

take a look at yourself.....

hahaaha!!!

rourou so innocent meh?

This post has been edited by carlsuen: Nov 9 2006, 11:07 AM

apa tuh......... my IQ low mar...

No need IQ one wor rou rou. hehehe..

Dual shot

Double-Barrel is the term used for those guns (rifle) that can fire 2 bullets at one shot, means they got 2 barrel to fire bullet.

So when applied to a lady means........

Double only meh? Not 3 ar??? HAHAHAHAHA

arghhh i know liao.... yellow joke... notti notti~~