Best excuse for MC
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 Oct 26 2014, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 11:24 PM) Jangan la itu machem manada unless they check your stool n take a look at your stomach For sure they have a way to check that   u can use migraine as an excuse also |
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Oct 27 2014, 09:51 AM
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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM) Dont they have some way of verifyig that? No way to check stiff neck. You go hospital they might be able to test something but clinic is like see see look look. Also, go with working attire at 11. You are not there to tipu MC. You came from work. You come see doctor because the pain is unbareable. |
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Oct 27 2014, 09:52 AM
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QUOTE(tobleronesss @ Oct 26 2014, 10:45 PM) +1 Use both. Stiff neck and if you turn your head, you get this pain similar to migraine. So double dose.but instead of stiff neck, use migraine. |
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Oct 27 2014, 10:17 AM
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early morning before breakfast drink 1-2cans of coca-cola then see doctor say stomach pain....
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Oct 27 2014, 10:19 AM
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kena acute diarrhea baru padan muka ts pandan
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Oct 27 2014, 10:27 AM
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pakai office attire..more convincing
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Oct 27 2014, 10:28 AM
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say u last night kena achik until kenot sit
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Oct 27 2014, 12:15 PM
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Decided to just come into work today but might try ponteng another time.
QUOTE(destiny6 @ Oct 27 2014, 10:17 AM) early morning before breakfast drink 1-2cans of coca-cola then see doctor say stomach pain.... Would this work? Sounds good enough to sound convincing. QUOTE(zhou.xingxing @ Oct 27 2014, 10:28 AM) say u last night kena achik until kenot sit Later my boss think I'm ghey kena cucuk by him pulak. |
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Oct 27 2014, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 27 2014, 12:15 PM) Would this work? Sounds good enough to sound convincing. |
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Oct 27 2014, 03:09 PM
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Just ask the doctor for mc la.says u need rest..too tired.easy.
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Oct 27 2014, 03:23 PM
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rub tobacco at mata
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Oct 27 2014, 03:27 PM
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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 10:18 PM) I'm too lazy to go to work tomorrow, rather sit at home watch JAV and browse /k but dont want to waste AL. Whats the best excuse for MC? Obviously cirit birit or headache is easiest but dont know how to convince doctor. Expired milk can cause you some serious shit, try drinking 1.5 liter of orange juice in 1 go.I have a carton of expired milk in the fridge, seriously considering drinking it just to give myself diarrhea so can MC. Peel Fresh works best. The other alternative is to dehydrate yourself and complain about dizzy and headache, your blood pressure should drop because of dehydration and the doctor will thought you got some blood pressure problem. |
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