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post Oct 26 2014, 10:29 PM

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QUOTE(nearlee @ Oct 26 2014, 10:23 PM)
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post Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM

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QUOTE(lingleeyen @ Oct 26 2014, 10:27 PM)
Go into the clinic, dont turn your head, tell doctor you have stiff neck, you cant turn it. If you do you will have a sharp pain at the side of your head. Tell him you are using the same pillow but yesterday you did some futsal. Just to confuse them. And, go with working attire at 11. Say you came from office. Today supposed to be in work due to some important stuff but too much pain so hv to see doc. STIFF NECK bro.
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Dont they have some way of verifyig that? hmm.gif
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post Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM

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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 10:22 PM)
Doctors in my area all honest one. once tried to tipu cirit birit got rejected.
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post Oct 26 2014, 10:32 PM

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post Oct 26 2014, 10:45 PM

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QUOTE(lingleeyen @ Oct 26 2014, 10:27 PM)
Go into the clinic, dont turn your head, tell doctor you have stiff neck, you cant turn it. If you do you will have a sharp pain at the side of your head. Tell him you are using the same pillow but yesterday you did some futsal. Just to confuse them. And, go with working attire at 11. Say you came from office. Today supposed to be in work due to some important stuff but too much pain so hv to see doc. STIFF NECK bro.
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but instead of stiff neck, use migraine.
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post Oct 26 2014, 10:45 PM

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post Oct 26 2014, 10:47 PM

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post Oct 26 2014, 10:49 PM

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post Oct 26 2014, 10:50 PM

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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 10:18 PM)
I'm too lazy to go to work tomorrow, rather sit at home watch JAV and browse /k but dont want to waste AL. Whats the best excuse for MC? Obviously cirit birit or headache is easiest but dont know how to convince doctor.

I have a carton of expired milk in the fridge, seriously considering drinking it just to give myself diarrhea so can MC.
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post Oct 26 2014, 10:50 PM

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post Oct 26 2014, 10:52 PM

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main ngan achik claim kena rogol esok. mc mungkin dapat 1 minggu kalau cakap ngan doc tak pakai KY
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post Oct 26 2014, 10:53 PM

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post Oct 26 2014, 10:57 PM

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14 flr .. forever MC
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post Oct 26 2014, 11:07 PM

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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM)
Dont they have some way of verifyig that? hmm.gif
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nope. stiff muscle occured to joints area like neck and lower back, normally they just gib mc. but u need to act a bit lah.
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post Oct 26 2014, 11:07 PM

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I hope you don't get the MC.
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post Oct 26 2014, 11:12 PM

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QUOTE(AngAng26 @ Oct 26 2014, 10:29 PM)
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post Oct 26 2014, 11:13 PM

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cakap la cirit birit, hang pi toilet dekat 7 - 10 kali

mulut tu kasi kering sikit, jgn minum air malam tu
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post Oct 26 2014, 11:24 PM

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QUOTE(joe_mamak @ Oct 26 2014, 11:07 PM)
I hope you don't get the MC.
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QUOTE(barneysteinsson @ Oct 26 2014, 11:13 PM)
cakap la cirit birit, hang pi toilet dekat 7 - 10 kali

mulut tu kasi kering sikit, jgn minum air malam tu
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For sure they have a way to check that hmm.gif



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