Tell doctor stomach pain
Best excuse for MC
Best excuse for MC
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Oct 26 2014, 10:29 PM
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Tell doctor stomach pain
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Oct 26 2014, 10:29 PM
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Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM
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QUOTE(lingleeyen @ Oct 26 2014, 10:27 PM) Go into the clinic, dont turn your head, tell doctor you have stiff neck, you cant turn it. If you do you will have a sharp pain at the side of your head. Tell him you are using the same pillow but yesterday you did some futsal. Just to confuse them. And, go with working attire at 11. Say you came from office. Today supposed to be in work due to some important stuff but too much pain so hv to see doc. STIFF NECK bro. Dont they have some way of verifyig that? |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM
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barcelona kalah semalam
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Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM
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Oct 26 2014, 10:32 PM
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Oct 26 2014, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE(lingleeyen @ Oct 26 2014, 10:27 PM) Go into the clinic, dont turn your head, tell doctor you have stiff neck, you cant turn it. If you do you will have a sharp pain at the side of your head. Tell him you are using the same pillow but yesterday you did some futsal. Just to confuse them. And, go with working attire at 11. Say you came from office. Today supposed to be in work due to some important stuff but too much pain so hv to see doc. STIFF NECK bro. +1but instead of stiff neck, use migraine. |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:45 PM
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Oct 26 2014, 10:47 PM
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Suicide
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Oct 26 2014, 10:49 PM
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chop your hand off
can claim socso or insurance, long holiday etc |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 10:18 PM) I'm too lazy to go to work tomorrow, rather sit at home watch JAV and browse /k but dont want to waste AL. Whats the best excuse for MC? Obviously cirit birit or headache is easiest but dont know how to convince doctor. walk naked in the middle of the road and let a lori bang you.....sure get MC garenteed.I have a carton of expired milk in the fridge, seriously considering drinking it just to give myself diarrhea so can MC. |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:50 PM
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sori boss tak dapat datang opis, tayar keretapi pancit
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Oct 26 2014, 10:52 PM
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main ngan achik claim kena rogol esok. mc mungkin dapat 1 minggu kalau cakap ngan doc tak pakai KY
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Oct 26 2014, 10:53 PM
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my dog ate my homework
oh wai.... |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:57 PM
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14 flr .. forever MC
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Oct 26 2014, 11:07 PM
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Oct 26 2014, 11:07 PM
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I hope you don't get the MC.
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Oct 26 2014, 11:12 PM
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Oct 26 2014, 11:13 PM
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cakap la cirit birit, hang pi toilet dekat 7 - 10 kali
mulut tu kasi kering sikit, jgn minum air malam tu |
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Oct 26 2014, 11:24 PM
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