Best excuse for MC
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 Oct 26 2014, 10:18 PM, updated 12y ago
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I'm too lazy to go to work tomorrow, rather sit at home watch JAV and browse /k but dont want to waste AL. Whats the best excuse for MC? Obviously cirit birit or headache is easiest but dont know how to convince doctor.
I have a carton of expired milk in the fridge, seriously considering drinking it just to give myself diarrhea so can MC. |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(hujiko303 @ Oct 26 2014, 10:20 PM) just buy an MC then kaotim. If want then pm me Doctors in my area all honest one. once tried to tipu cirit birit got rejected. |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:31 PM
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QUOTE(lingleeyen @ Oct 26 2014, 10:27 PM) Go into the clinic, dont turn your head, tell doctor you have stiff neck, you cant turn it. If you do you will have a sharp pain at the side of your head. Tell him you are using the same pillow but yesterday you did some futsal. Just to confuse them. And, go with working attire at 11. Say you came from office. Today supposed to be in work due to some important stuff but too much pain so hv to see doc. STIFF NECK bro. Dont they have some way of verifyig that?  |
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Oct 26 2014, 11:24 PM
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QUOTE(joe_mamak @ Oct 26 2014, 11:07 PM) I hope you don't get the MC. Jangan la itu machem  QUOTE(barneysteinsson @ Oct 26 2014, 11:13 PM) cakap la cirit birit, hang pi toilet dekat 7 - 10 kali For sure they have a way to check that mulut tu kasi kering sikit, jgn minum air malam tu |
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Oct 27 2014, 12:15 PM
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Decided to just come into work today but might try ponteng another time.
QUOTE(destiny6 @ Oct 27 2014, 10:17 AM) early morning before breakfast drink 1-2cans of coca-cola then see doctor say stomach pain.... Would this work? Sounds good enough to sound convincing. QUOTE(zhou.xingxing @ Oct 27 2014, 10:28 AM) say u last night kena achik until kenot sit Later my boss think I'm ghey kena cucuk by him pulak. |
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