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neoengsheng
post Oct 27 2014, 03:27 PM

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QUOTE(bigblackpikachu @ Oct 26 2014, 10:18 PM)
I'm too lazy to go to work tomorrow, rather sit at home watch JAV and browse /k but dont want to waste AL. Whats the best excuse for MC? Obviously cirit birit or headache is easiest but dont know how to convince doctor.

I have a carton of expired milk in the fridge, seriously considering drinking it just to give myself diarrhea so can MC.
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Expired milk can cause you some serious shit, try drinking 1.5 liter of orange juice in 1 go.

Peel Fresh works best.

The other alternative is to dehydrate yourself and complain about dizzy and headache, your blood pressure should drop because of dehydration and the doctor will thought you got some blood pressure problem.

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