Best excuse for MC
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 Oct 26 2014, 10:18 PM, updated 12y ago
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I'm too lazy to go to work tomorrow, rather sit at home watch JAV and browse /k but dont want to waste AL. Whats the best excuse for MC? Obviously cirit birit or headache is easiest but dont know how to convince doctor.
I have a carton of expired milk in the fridge, seriously considering drinking it just to give myself diarrhea so can MC. |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:19 PM
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zombie apocalypse
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Oct 26 2014, 10:19 PM
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spider bite
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Oct 26 2014, 10:19 PM
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Say ur didi bleeding after too much fap jav
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Oct 26 2014, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE(G_KeN @ Oct 26 2014, 10:19 PM) spider bite HOLY CRAP EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:20 PM
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just buy an MC then kaotim. If want then pm me
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Oct 26 2014, 10:21 PM
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Food poisoning
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Oct 26 2014, 10:22 PM
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368 posts Joined: May 2014 From: Right behind U!!!
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ur dog ate ur keys, u cant open doors
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Oct 26 2014, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(hujiko303 @ Oct 26 2014, 10:20 PM) just buy an MC then kaotim. If want then pm me Doctors in my area all honest one. once tried to tipu cirit birit got rejected. |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:23 PM
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period pain
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Oct 26 2014, 10:23 PM
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105 posts Joined: May 2009 From: palaoxko
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adoi, terlepas pulak
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Oct 26 2014, 10:24 PM
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pemalas punya rakyat..
dah kerja x nak kerja.. baik mati dari hidup ni dunia ini.. pemalas! sampah masyarakat! |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:24 PM
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QUOTE(ashportal @ Oct 26 2014, 10:19 PM) Say ur didi bleeding after too much fap jav Holy farkI tot im d only onere |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:24 PM
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kaki ibu jari selsema
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Oct 26 2014, 10:25 PM
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Anwar going jail
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Oct 26 2014, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(hujiko303 @ Oct 26 2014, 10:20 PM) HOLY CRAP EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE  om nom nom nom |
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Oct 26 2014, 10:27 PM
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Go into the clinic, dont turn your head, tell doctor you have stiff neck, you cant turn it. If you do you will have a sharp pain at the side of your head. Tell him you are using the same pillow but yesterday you did some futsal. Just to confuse them. And, go with working attire at 11. Say you came from office. Today supposed to be in work due to some important stuff but too much pain so hv to see doc. STIFF NECK bro.
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Oct 26 2014, 10:27 PM
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325 posts Joined: Jan 2006 From: K L
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put some minyak cap kapak + toothpaste in ur eyes, surely doc give MC, sakit mata
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Oct 26 2014, 10:29 PM
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5,614 posts Joined: Jun 2006 From: Cyberjaya, Shah Alam, Ipoh
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Ur lift rosak...n u stay on 20th floor...
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Oct 26 2014, 10:29 PM
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ur relative from afrika visit chiu... call evola
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