Asyik refresh hp je. Macam tak percaya ni Manchester United.

He has the ability to make good passes, but the BRAIN to pick the best option is the part that hurts

yes, very true... he then got afro, that was truly panic buy

Agreed. I prefer him playing at mid, his work rate and passing rate are good, depends if he complies to that position or not. Hoping Mata can regain his form though.

Come come.... VIDAL. =P satu lagi before end of transfer

Monaco buat fire sale eh

Kasi loan semua star la.

Loan Messi.
Loan Vidal.
Loan Hummels.

tak nak kena penalty FFP kot..

another 3 hours.... is there more surprises from Woody???

eh betul ke 3 hours? ... just picked from one of the sites

This post has been edited by king_eric: Sep 1 2014, 07:24 PM

skysports reporting there's another defender coming to OT!

u mean shawcross?

i dunno, i just know that my finger pain clicking on refresh so many times

dun understand how Falcao will fit in, unless Rooney play behind RVP and Falcao?

RVP Falcao
Rooney
Maria Mata Herrera
Shaw Rojo Jones Rafael
De Gea

Looks good for 4312

Just for the lulz

Inb4 some donkey said manada player wanna join midtable club

Southampton confident of loan deal for Atletico Madrid's Toby Alderweireld.

why not give Toby a try?

coz i saw STOKE CITY shawcross pic in Skysports Live transfer Blog, find 12.29 time.

donkey always mention lvg is a genius la, he adore us actually

Damn cruel la you

Di Maria signing is rather desperate and thus expensive at British record.Falcao loan looks fantastic but best of them all is Daley Blind at 14 m GBP.He will be very useful.watch him at recent W.Cup and look impressive in defence and midfield too which is our weakest department.reported he celebrated joining us with wine.

a little sad to see Kagawa left but seems he could not fit in.Hernandez too left for RM and rather sorry and sad to see him go as he is seldom given the chance to prove himself

saw lots of commitments from our players but goals had been few and defence is awful. to avoid further depression i recently refuse to watch us play on TV since Dec 13

M.U's board under the scene
Ed Woodward: welcome to the great Man.Utd, LVG. As you can see, M.U is a prestigious club and we expect you to bring great success to it. As a sign of appreciation, we are ready to provide you sufficient fund for players you need.
*Luke Shaw* *Ander Herrera* acquired.
LVG: Thank you, Ed. As you know, I've been called the Iron Tulip for my autocracy in teams, and I demand absolute power given to me in dealing in transfer mrkt.
Ed(in his mind): *unhappy* Hmm... I'm the chief executive here. Who are you to come here and bossed around.
Ed: well... we will see. M.U has been in a tradition of keeping healthy finance and lets try not to overspend and only buy players that you need.
LVG: I refused. This squad is rotten to its core and I demand unlimited $$ allocated for me to buy players. At least half of the squad need to be rebuild.
Ed: LVG, lets make this clear. I'm the boss in transfer market. You can give your advice but I'm the one who decide who to buy and who to sell. You are merely a coach and we are of the management board
LVG: What? you want to mess with me? You have no idea who are you talking to.
Ed: Watch your words, LVG. Act obediently or else you might end up like the poor Moyes (laugh sinisterly)
LVG: *in a calm and apathetic tone* Ok... you want to mess with me. We shall see what happens next.
*lose to Swansea at home* *draw Sunderland*
Ed: Wtf, LVG?! What has you done to the club?! This is the worst M.U we have seen in years and the squad act terribly! I demand drastic measures to be done!
LVG: He-He-He. Told you not to mess with the great Louis Van Gaal. You no want hear. Now you going to pay.
Ed: .....*concede a little* ok LVG, I will give you more funds to strengthen the squad. Now do something!
*Marcos Rojo get*
LVG: Not enough. I want more $$.
Ed: There is no way that the board will you more money! We have spent a lot in the market and now you gotta get good result the squad we gave you!
LVG: What? You still want to mess with me?
Ed: Don't be arrogant, you p*g!
LVG: He-He-He. You messed with the boss, you going to pay for it.
*4-0 heavy defeat to MK Dons*
*face backlash from media and fans, hopes to win the League title soured*
Ed:
Ed: grr....okok I will give you permit to sign a star player. Now get the job done!
*Di Maria acquired*
Ed: This is it.The squad is complete.
LVG: No, we still lack strength in defense and attacking line.
Ed: ....No extra funds will be given already.
LVG: You no believe?... Ok I will show you.

Saturday, August 30, Turf Moor
Burnley 0-0 Man.Utd
*backlash from media and fans, Glazer's stock price disminished*
*worst result since year X, Man Utd has failed to ensure top 4 of EPL, and worst of all, they might even get relegated!!!*

Glazer to Ed: do something. If not, YOU ARE FIRED.
Ed:
Ed: *raised the white flag* k, I surrender! You will get any player that you want and I will not interfere with you anymore..
LVG: He-He-He....
*Daley Blind, get.*
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*Falcao, get*
Everyone: .... ...

....
Genius of the dark art of war
The real tactician behind the scene
All hail the king LVG!! LVG!! LVG!!

*This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual individuals or events are coincidental.

This post has been edited by juststayreal: Sep 1 2014, 08:02 PM