mata, rooney © score but draw please

1) man utd already has the squad to challenge top 4
2) the only reason that they are failing is because of

FORMATION 3-5-2

anyone agrees? (whoever agrees +1)

M.U's board under the scene
Ed Woodward: welcome to the great Man.Utd, LVG. As you can see, M.U is a prestigious club and we expect you to bring great success to it. As a sign of appreciation, we are ready to provide you sufficient fund for players you need.
*Luke Shaw* *Ander Herrera* acquired.
LVG: Thank you, Ed. As you know, I've been called the Iron Tulip for my autocracy in teams, and I demand absolute power given to me in dealing in transfer mrkt.
Ed(in his mind): *unhappy* Hmm... I'm the chief executive here. Who are you to come here and bossed around.
Ed: well... we will see. M.U has been in a tradition of keeping healthy finance and lets try not to overspend and only buy players that you need.
LVG: I refused. This squad is rotten to its core and I demand unlimited $$ allocated for me to buy players. At least half of the squad need to be rebuild.
Ed: LVG, lets make this clear. I'm the boss in transfer market. You can give your advice but I'm the one who decide who to buy and who to sell. You are merely a coach and we are of the management board
LVG: What? you want to mess with me? You have no idea who are you talking to.
Ed: Watch your words, LVG. Act obediently or else you might end up like the poor Moyes (laugh sinisterly)
LVG: *in a calm and apathetic tone* Ok... you want to mess with me. We shall see what happens next.
*lose to Swansea at home* *draw Sunderland*
Ed: Wtf, LVG?! What has you done to the club?! This is the worst M.U we have seen in years and the squad act terribly! I demand drastic measures to be done!
LVG: He-He-He. Told you not to mess with the great Louis Van Gaal. You no want hear. Now you going to pay.
Ed: .....*concede a little* ok LVG, I will give you more funds to strengthen the squad. Now do something!
*Marcos Rojo get*
LVG: Not enough. I want more $$.
Ed: There is no way that the board will you more money! We have spent a lot in the market and now you gotta get good result the squad we gave you!
LVG: What? You still want to mess with me?
Ed: Don't be arrogant, you p*g!
LVG: He-He-He. You messed with the boss, you going to pay for it.
*4-0 heavy defeat to MK Dons*
*face backlash from media and fans, hopes to win the League title soured*
Ed:
Ed: grr....okok I will give you permit to sign a star player. Now get the job done!
*Di Maria acquired*
Ed: This is it.The squad is complete.
LVG: No, we still lack strength in defense and attacking line.
Ed: ....No extra funds will be given already.
LVG: You no believe?... Ok I will show you.

Saturday, August 30, Turf Moor
Burnley 0-0 Man.Utd
*backlash from media and fans, Glazer's stock price disminished*
*worst result since year X, Man Utd has failed to ensure top 4 of EPL, and worst of all, they might even get relegated!!!*

Glazer to Ed: do something. If not, YOU ARE FIRED.
Ed:
Ed: *raised the white flag* k, I surrender! You will get any player that you want and I will not interfere with you anymore..
LVG: He-He-He....
*Daley Blind, get.*
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*Falcao, get*
Everyone: .... ...

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Genius of the dark art of war
The real tactician behind the scene
All hail the king LVG!! LVG!! LVG!!

*This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual individuals or events are coincidental.

This post has been edited by juststayreal: Sep 1 2014, 08:02 PM

night all