u seems like a pro

my bro let me give u advice. first you need to dress sharply, hw did ya think james bond picks girls up
always always wear a suit. clubs bars picnics all accept suits. den u need to grow a pair of balls and go hit on de girl. dont buy a drink cos u look desperate
swagger up like u own the joint, if u feel unconfident think of her as a ladyboy from thailanf and u will be a ok. so when u go talk her friends will block block and thesr.ppl are known as cockblockers. neutrLize dem by engaging them in light talk first. eg how u doing, nice dress but.nvr compliment de one u wanna pick up. u gotta neg her to get her to lower her b****shield. i.e. her resistance to being.picked up. tease her with somrthing light. like yo momma.u got a big ass. i shall impart.more words of wisdom when i get a ptoper keyboard to type on

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Added on September 11, 2012, 9:56 pmmy bro let me give u advice. first you need to dress sharply, hw did ya think james bond picks girls up
always always wear a suit. clubs bars picnics all accept suits. den u need to grow a pair of balls and go hit on de girl. dont buy a drink cos u look desperate
swagger up like u own the joint, if u feel unconfident think of her as a ladyboy from thailanf and u will be a ok. so when u go talk her friends will block block and thesr.ppl are known as cockblockers. neutrLize dem by engaging them in light talk first. eg how u doing, nice dress but.nvr compliment de one u wanna pick up. u gotta neg her to get her to lower her b****shield. i.e. her resistance to being.picked up. tease her with somrthing light. like yo momma.u got a big ass. i shall impart.more words of wisdom when i get a ptoper keyboard to type on

This post has been edited by sparda: Sep 11 2012, 09:56 PM

kinda deep LOL

This post has been edited by vincenteoh88: Sep 11 2012, 10:16 PM

Easier gua.

From a distance , you see a girl.
GO ALONE !!
If possible,if she's with her friend.She won't be looking at one side only.She will look around,try to capture her glance and smile once.

She will be looking twice to check whether she's being stalk or something , and just try to act your looking around also . Then make sure you catch her glance and smile back to her .

She will be smiling and looking away.
If she is looking again at your direction = good signal.
If no just wait for her to give another glance..then only go and start.

If possible barge in to dance with her.
Give her eye contact and smile whole time if possible to make her feel that your enjoying your time with her.
If possible,hold her hips if she allow ( GOOD SIGN !!! )
then dance , and try to ignore the beats like pop/rock/remix and try to spend dance with her the classy move .

NO CHEESY MOVES !!

If possible complement her dancing skills .
She will confirm blush or say " No la,i cincai dance one ".
Then insist she's doing a great job like this " Not bad for a starters to dance such nicely ".

If she smiles,then go ask her number.
SMS her after 2 days , i repeat << 2 DAYS !!
Let her mind be puzzled.
Keep it cool bro !

Call her for next clubbing if possible,act as if you both are going.
Before that meet her somewhere and go for a dinner.

If everything work out on the dinner,you might get your kiss in the club itself.

Sincerely.
Jeeva,
Ambassador of Club LUST/Stage

Funniest topic ever seen..

Why you go to club?
Reason: Either dance with pretty girls or drink only.

Why girls go to club?
Reason: Either dance with handsome/rich guys or drink only..

REASON WHY YOU CANNOT APPROACH A GIRL:
Because you might be ugly. Or wearing stupid stuffs to the club..

A girl will simply approach you when you're standing at the dance floor.. If only you look handsome or the stuffs you're wearing are outstanding, then start kissing(my favorite part).

My advice to you, try not to approach girl that don't seem to like you. Reason are there might be chances that she have friends down the stage and they might be gangster style, you kena tumbuk and she won't safe you.

I tried once, but luckily that girl help me.

Good luck on hooking one bro Don't go throw your face oni

I don't have good impression of guys approaching girls at clubs.

why? not all of us approaches girls with bad intentions.

Well...it's an impression doesn't matter your intention

At the same time, guys like me always think that girls who go club, are full of intention to fish, and full of irresponsibility, not to her self but also people around them, i.e.: the family, often they disregard about parents worries and staying late to see them home, or parents having their version of impression that their girls might be cheated, rob etc.

Some girls told me that they go club just for a drink (can't drink at other place like a classy pub but to a lousy place with overpriced drinks?)
Some girls told me that they are going there just to dance (come on girls, don't talk about salsa, u can't even suffle properly i bet)
Some girls told me that they are going there because of stress (I see no reason in this, the only thing i feel after going club is constant vommit and headache due to hang-over)

So, my impression on girls that goes club (i mean always, like a routine) is not a good thing
TL:DR

This post has been edited by TheEvilMan: Sep 12 2012, 09:00 AM

Then you have comprehension problems.

Talk like you damn experienced but you don't know anything. Prices of drinks in pubs and clubs are about the same.

So what if they can't dance well? They dance is for you to see izzit? They dance for the same reason people sing karaoke - because they enjoy it, regardless of how good they actually are. You don't like to dance, don't judge people who do.

That's your problem then. Don't like clubbing, don't go. Other people who like won't give two shits about what you think.

oh really, i'm sorry professor love, u're one smart ass (as if u look like it )

Edit: I mean ur look as in ur face lol, incase I am not making myseof clear again :/

This post has been edited by TheEvilMan: Sep 12 2012, 09:30 AM

in this world there are 2 types of girls
1.girls which are easy to get
2.girls which are hard to get

slowly think of this..baib2

i stating this as an example of guy's possible POV, like what u mentioned about girl POV
apparently some nerd look-a-like dude take it too seriously (my statement is valid yo, it does have the face features like N-generation desu??!)

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Added on September 13, 2012, 8:51 am3. girl u never gonna get a.k.a. lesbian

This post has been edited by TheEvilMan: Sep 13 2012, 08:51 AM

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Added on September 13, 2012, 8:51 am
3. girl u never gonna get a.k.a. lesbian

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i cant agree more

this thread is just AWESOME. thumbs up!

so u learned alot la ?

dun simply approach gals on the dance floor unless u are sure that she is single/bf not around..

my friend got tackled by a guy on the dance floor while her bf is eye-ing them from a corner...he got hit after he walked out of the club...

hhaha!!

the girl no reject him ?

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