My friend had an embarassing experience with the police. He used to drive his manual car. One day, he drove his father's auto to fetched his friends to his house. He didn't realize that he was going more than the speed limit. A police officer stopped him. My friend, first time being stopped by a polica wanted to bribe him, here's how the conversation went

Police : u pandu cepat lar
Friend : Bang, boleh RASUAH ah?
Police : ei....rasuah tak boleh
Friend : oh....
Police gave him the ticket and he went off........

such a 'kind' policeman, i thought they will demand for more seeing u taking out RM50 immediately...