Jupiter Ascending (2015)Managed to catch this at NU Sentral's GSC in Thursday (Atmos Cinema, Hall 3)
How was it?...
With a budget of USD $176, this is a lamentable MESS.
Only the first half hour of the movie is really watchable... And the funny thing is, I really wanted the movie to be good!!!
I have stood by The Wachowski, even when their previous few outings were blasted in General (Speed Racer, Cloud Atlas etc)
This is.... just plain bad!
Let's do a Top 10 of things that went wrong with this movie
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10) Overly self indulgent production
09) The ReGen thingie is extracted from 100 humans, per botol.... Okay, humans were used as batteries in The Matrix... Same diff??
08) How did Mila Kurnis end up with a crew??
07) Channing Tatum is a "dog" here? But in This Is the End (2013) he was a bit©h. So which one is he really!!?!

06) James D'Arcy was in this for HOW LONG!!!???
05) Who died and made Jupiter Jones Queen? Oh the Abrasax siblings' mom. Wait how does that make Jupiter Jones Queen?????!??
04) Can you make the Abrasax siblings motives anymore VAGUE
03) Sean Bean was in THIS?? WHY????
02) There is absolutely, positively NO chemistry between Mila Kurnis and Channing Tatum...
01) THE STORY HAS NO COHESION.
One thing I did enjoy about the movie (apart from the first half hour) is Channing Tatum's hover boots!!!
End!
My two Sen