dun und " the funeral director "
Relationship Joke v2
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 Dec 18 2010, 07:07 PM
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Dec 18 2010, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE(shenshenshen @ Dec 18 2010, 07:07 PM) dun und " the funeral director " He is someone who will manage ur body after u're dead. |
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Dec 18 2010, 08:16 PM
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lol...Ohhhh! thanks man....
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Dec 20 2010, 04:08 AM
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QUOTE(bluetopaz @ Dec 16 2010, 06:18 PM) Man are the best cooks hehehe... With 2 eggs and 1 sausage And a little milk They can fill a women's stomach for 8 months!  |
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Dec 20 2010, 04:12 AM
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my girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
and that's how i ended up being foreveralone.jpg |
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Dec 20 2010, 04:13 AM
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QUOTE Why are great girlfriends hard to find? Because the right girls are like parking spaces - all the best ones are taken and the ones available are handicapped. QUOTE My girlfriend walked into a shop to buy curtains. She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those curtains in pink, the size of my computer screen. The salesman said, "Computers don't need curtains." My girlfriend said, "Hellooo, I have windows!" This post has been edited by Band Aid: Dec 20 2010, 04:14 AM |
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Dec 20 2010, 10:08 AM
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QUOTE(Band Aid @ Dec 20 2010, 04:12 AM) my girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAand that's how i ended up being foreveralone.jpg |
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Dec 20 2010, 02:24 PM
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What Happens When You Fall In Love With
A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? (He desserts you.) A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.) An elevator operator? (He lets you down.) An artist? (He gives you the brush.) A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.) |
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Dec 20 2010, 02:25 PM
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QUOTE(bluetopaz @ Dec 16 2010, 06:18 PM) Man are the best cooks Nice one! With 2 eggs and 1 sausage And a little milk They can fill a women's stomach for 8 months!  |
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Dec 20 2010, 02:26 PM
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QUOTE(Band Aid @ Dec 20 2010, 04:13 AM)  This post has been edited by hfz: Dec 20 2010, 02:28 PM |
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Dec 20 2010, 11:35 PM
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When the wife dragged me round her mother's for dinner, I had to be on my best behaviour.
"Wow" I said, "You and your daughter could be sisters." Her mum's eyes lit up. "Oh you're so charming! She's nearly 30 years younger than me!" "I know" I said, "She's aged terribly." |
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Dec 20 2010, 11:57 PM
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^lol praised the mom stabbed wife
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Dec 21 2010, 12:25 AM
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QUOTE(Band Aid @ Dec 20 2010, 11:57 PM) ^lol praised the mom stabbed wife Actually he praised neither lol |
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Dec 21 2010, 03:23 AM
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i'll take the mom see it on positive side at first
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Dec 21 2010, 07:51 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Dec 20 2010, 11:35 PM) When the wife dragged me round her mother's for dinner, I had to be on my best behaviour. Your wife won't give you moon moon tonight...hehe"Wow" I said, "You and your daughter could be sisters." Her mum's eyes lit up. "Oh you're so charming! She's nearly 30 years younger than me!" "I know" I said, "She's aged terribly." |
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Dec 22 2010, 11:27 AM
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My wife hates the fact I'm seeing an old flame at work.
I keep telling her, "I'm a gas heating engineer for f*cks sake." |
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Dec 22 2010, 05:26 PM
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Haha~ thx for sharing~
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Dec 22 2010, 05:36 PM
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Haha~ good relationship~ hehe~
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Dec 23 2010, 11:00 PM
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I went out for a nice meal one day when the waiter asked, "How would you like your steak, sir?"
"The same way I like my sex," I replied. He smiled and said, "So, rare?" That c*nt. This post has been edited by aLittleMisfit: Dec 24 2010, 11:38 PM |
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Dec 24 2010, 11:38 PM
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I think my wife's wanting a new diamond ring this Christmas.
She keeps dropping little hints like "if you don't get me a diamond ring for Christmas, I'll rip your f*cking balls off!" But like women say, men never truly understand them, so I think she probably meant, 'buy me a new kettle and ironing board.' |
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