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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sex?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no
You: asl
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You: hey
Stranger: what up
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: guy u
You: same
Stranger: age?
You: 17
Stranger: 16
You: cool
You: where u from?
Stranger: poop
Stranger: ohio
Stranger: u
You: Malaysia
Stranger: wa?
Stranger: where
You: Malaysia??
Stranger: never heard of dat
You: lol wut
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: male
Stranger: o
Stranger: l?
You: malaysia
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Male wasnt enough to make him disconnect...but malaysia does....

Stranger: Dude.
You: hi
You: how u know i m a dude?
Stranger: Guess?
You: wow
You: hi babe
Stranger: And, because dude/chick isn't as cool.
You: o i c
Stranger: I mean, you're not wrong. But I'm probably too dyke-y for babe.
You: okay
You: hi b****~
Stranger: Closer.
You: come closer to u
You: ok
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Clearly, you are a d***.
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Added on April 17, 2009, 1:57 pmStranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: u know alot about paypal?
You: how u know?
Stranger: im wondering do u
You: oo
You: i guess so
You: paypal.. is when u need to pay your pal
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This post has been edited by senzaki89: Apr 17 2009, 01:57 PM

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey hi
You: asl
Stranger: from?
Stranger: holland =D
You: madagascar
Stranger: female
You: i likka move it move it
Stranger: okey:D
You: u lika move it
You: shake that bbooty
You: yeahh
You: sry2
You: jokin
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: okey:P
Stranger: F/M??
You: m
You: owh u babez
Stranger: F
Stranger:
You: kewl
You: ur age babez
Stranger: guess
You: 39
Stranger: hahahahaahahahahahah
Stranger: noo!!
You: den
You: 49
Stranger: younger than you baby
You: really
You: omg
You: u r younger than me
Stranger: yes:
You: unexpected
Stranger: you don't believe me
You: yes
Stranger: i' m 14
You: really
Stranger: yes really
Stranger: i swear

Dude that stranger was like a total nerd man with all those scientific words. The next thing you'll wanna hear from him is he wants make a sexy time with the black hole in your gluteus maximus (a.k.a. bontot)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: So, tell a complete, anonymous stranger: What is your darkest secret?
You: I f***ed a dog
You: U?
Stranger: ...what seriously?
You: yea
You: u?
Stranger: ...how was it?
Stranger: Me, I fell in love with a 14-year-old
You: u are female?
You: *****?
Stranger: Nope
You: oh shit
You: my doog is 14year old
You: is that mine?
Stranger: xd
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continue this lah , it seems so fun .

what's this? and who is this?

its fun , talking to strangers and flamebait them .

dug dug

here is mine:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: if ur a /b/tard report in NOW
Stranger: hi honey
Stranger: what?
You: because i am
Stranger: what is that
You: who the f*** are u calling honey motherf***er?
Stranger: u
Stranger: r u from planetrenders?
You: no
You: i have a test for u
Stranger: sure
You: if u managed to answer this correctly
You: u win 1 internetz
You: are u ready?
Stranger: okay
You: ARE U READY TO ROCK?
Stranger: ok
You: here is the question
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: what?
You: EKKK
You: wrong answer buddy
You: i guess u failed
You: u failed urself
You: u failed 4chan
You: u failed /b/
You: u failed heath ledger
You: u failed the dark knight
Stranger: i dont give a f*** about dar knight
You: i guess its save to say u could an hero nao!
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: r u a homo?
Stranger: I laugh at you
You: i spit at u
Stranger: where did you come from ?
You: the internet
Stranger: eww
You: thats what ur mom said
You: just before i banged her
Stranger: do u like fried chicken?
You: dude
You: old memes are old
You: niggers are so old!!!111
Stranger: whats a meme?
You: ask ur mom
You: she know
You: knows*
Stranger: do you have a hefty meatrod?
You: ill tell u
You: if u can answer this
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: no
You: EEKKKK
You: wrong answer again buddy
Stranger: let me be a jockey
Stranger: and ride you
You: what do they call a rider of the rider?
You: ill be that
Stranger: I fap off with dead babies...
You: dude
You: I EAT DEAD BABIES
Stranger: horny?
You: answer the question correctly 1st
You: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Stranger: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
You: ZOMG MAN
You: ZOMG!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONEONESATUSATU
You: UR THE 1ST EVER MOTHERf***ER TO EVER ANSWER THIS f***ED UP QUESTION CORRECTLY
You: THEREFORE MY TRUE /b/TARD
You: U WIN 10 INTERNETZ
You: U ARE MADE OF WIN SIR
You: this shit is epic
Stranger: thanks honey
You: who the f*** are u calling honey motherf***er?
Stranger: humm... i have some pics of me here
Stranger: i thought maybe we could trade naked pics
Stranger: what do you think?
You: HURRRR.. im a retard... DURRR...
Stranger: you are a girl right ?
You: HURRR.. no girls on the internet remember?... DURRR
Stranger: im a starfish
You: hi patrick
Stranger: BY STATE LAW I AM SUPPOSE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM 53 AND A REGISTERED PEDOPHILE PRIOR TO ANY CONVERSATION I HAVE VIA INSTANT MSG, EMAIL, ETC
You: OLD SHIT IS OLD DUDE
You: come up with sumthing new
You: im getting kinda bored nao
You: click the disconnect button dude
You: im not gonna lose this one
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the most epic and retarded conversation i had in omegle,

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m
You: u?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: football fwend?
You: arsenal!!

You: real madrid !!!!!
Stranger: my d***!!!!
You: no!!!!
You: UR MOM'S *****

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This post has been edited by Okini: Jun 7 2009, 08:23 AM

LOL! Patrick!

lol its abit funny ~_~ the site everyone having sex chat lol

Enjoice~

Not even 10 seconds they ask your msn addy. Lol.

this thead starter is absolutely gay, by puttin RDJ as an avatar and siggy.

Ohhh Omegle!!
Pretty fun stuff. Still fun
But it was the most fun on the first day you use this ( to me that is ).