here's mine:
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Stranger: Hi!
You: hi
You: is it me..or the situation here's kinda awkward..
Stranger: I begin to insert my penis into your ear.
You: nice..
You: penis in ear.
You: cool
You: kinky
You: *moaning in satisfaction*
Stranger: You begin to writhe, pumping my schlong inand out of your ear canal.
Stranger: I burst your eardrumj
Stranger: Blood and visceral fluids splatter all over my hard cock
Stranger: You are rendered deaf
You: then i felt some sort of liquid gushing through my ears canal...can feel em in my brain.
Stranger: You bite my kneecap
Stranger: it is delicious
You: continue moaning..
Stranger: You start to scratch away at the scabs on my knees with your teeth and caress the yellow pus which spurts forth with your tongue
Stranger: I ejaculate in your ear. It sounds like Beethoven.
You: no
You: it sounds much better than beethoven
You: *but i'm rendered deaf...so no sound for me
Stranger: I begin to spill yogurt all over your chest
Stranger: And ranch sauce
Stranger: You are my pizza
You: and i lick those yogurts with my toungue
Stranger: I take my cinnastick and dip it in your melted cheese
You: i can feel pasteurized milk powder spilling of my pink nipple
Stranger: I defecate into your vagina
You: uh nuh..u dun want to
Stranger: i begin drawing a face with jellybeans on your chest
You: i'v got teeth in my vagina
Stranger: You contract a unrinary tract infection
Stranger: I am immune to dentitus!
You: nais...at last someone's immune to it
You: all the boys i did over these years..end up with minched d***
Stranger: Anyway, I have to go to my boyfriend's house to study now. Thanks for the erotic chat, Kayla.
You: ^^
You: u're welcome.
You: happy studying...i'm studying too right now.
You: hi
You: is it me..or the situation here's kinda awkward..
Stranger: I begin to insert my penis into your ear.
You: nice..
You: penis in ear.
You: cool
You: kinky
You: *moaning in satisfaction*
Stranger: You begin to writhe, pumping my schlong inand out of your ear canal.
Stranger: I burst your eardrumj
Stranger: Blood and visceral fluids splatter all over my hard cock
Stranger: You are rendered deaf
You: then i felt some sort of liquid gushing through my ears canal...can feel em in my brain.
Stranger: You bite my kneecap
Stranger: it is delicious
You: continue moaning..
Stranger: You start to scratch away at the scabs on my knees with your teeth and caress the yellow pus which spurts forth with your tongue
Stranger: I ejaculate in your ear. It sounds like Beethoven.
You: no
You: it sounds much better than beethoven
You: *but i'm rendered deaf...so no sound for me
Stranger: I begin to spill yogurt all over your chest
Stranger: And ranch sauce
Stranger: You are my pizza
You: and i lick those yogurts with my toungue
Stranger: I take my cinnastick and dip it in your melted cheese
You: i can feel pasteurized milk powder spilling of my pink nipple
Stranger: I defecate into your vagina
You: uh nuh..u dun want to
Stranger: i begin drawing a face with jellybeans on your chest
You: i'v got teeth in my vagina
Stranger: You contract a unrinary tract infection
Stranger: I am immune to dentitus!
You: nais...at last someone's immune to it
You: all the boys i did over these years..end up with minched d***
Stranger: Anyway, I have to go to my boyfriend's house to study now. Thanks for the erotic chat, Kayla.
You: ^^
You: u're welcome.
You: happy studying...i'm studying too right now.
This post has been edited by loveuallso: Apr 4 2009, 09:45 PM
Apr 3 2009, 11:29 PM, updated 17y ago
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