nais thx

DO you have small gym to workout during the given free time ?

This post has been edited by Clement1001: Feb 13 2019, 03:42 PM

No. Use body weight only

any advice for anyone who is going to prison?

Ohhhh boy.....I am wiping my brows here , trying desperately not to answer "don't drop the soap" because that joke is so cliché ...but I am finding it hard to resist.

Don't drop the soap?

This post has been edited by WindDragon: Feb 13 2019, 03:50 PM

haha! i mean before going into prison.
for example if your out on bail and before being convicted and thrown into prison.
anything to prepare or settle?

Since you're once an outsider and now also an insider ts, what are your view on death sentence? Should it be abolished or remain as it is?

your body is really like in your avatar?

Attend Anti-Soap Dropping Course (ASDC) at PWTC, it's RM1,788 for a 2 days course, meals and refreshments included.

They teach you how not to drop the soap, and even if you drop it, they have various ways to pick it up without getting screwed.

Anyway this is for straight people, for curve one, you can look for Lube Efficiency (LubEFF) course, it's RM2,288 and same 2 days.

They teach you how to lube yourself fast and effective before getting screwed to reduce the friction and improve pleasure. This is more expensive cause they also teach you psychology skills on how to seduce those straight cellmates too.

since tuberculosis cases are so high in prison, have u seen any inmates coughing/spitting out their phlegm tinged with blood?

Yeah he also turned over a new leaf, got married and went to help out NGO and charities in KL.

Perhaps you can help him too.

Yes they also teach you kegel exercises to tighten your arse hole muscles, in case of an attack so that the Asian average 4 inch penis would find problem to penetrate the arse since u are trained to tighten n not allow foreign objects to enter. LOL

Before you go to jail, if you look like Jhlow, your butt all white, smooth and full of fat to grab....go to a tattoo parlour to tattoo your arse, so that it won't look beautiful

No la. I am slim in real life. But toned because do alot of push ups and sit ups and planking.

Since there is 100 people in your ward, how do you release your sexual crave? Fapping infront everyone mostly will just get you in trouble.

Since you were in for 2 years, did you come out with an even better understanding/ knowledge of the underworld and the world of crime?

If got pen later shank ppl how?

Nice thread! Worth my time to read from page 1 till latest page.

100ppl for 2 toilets with no door. What happen if suddenly 20 people rushing for toilet? gg

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490086/

Do they have CCTV in the jail cell area? and is it covered in a metal box so that prisoners dont destroy it? coz i've installed some in penjara kajang next day confirm rosak.