Gong xi fa cai TS! Let me take you out for dinner, where u stay?

what if NASA provide you a place/shield/box (something like a house) that have a lot oxygen inside there????? can you stay inside the shield/box for your entire life????

what's on your mind on the first night and last day in the prison?

>gong xi fa cai winddragon
nearlee

Nice info TS. Welcome back to the free world. Hope you will do good to the society.

On the last day in prison, what's is the procedure to exit?

Gong xi fa cai nearlee. 2 years already you still trolling /k as usual.

Happy Chinese New year WIndDragon

Do you have plans to get pardon from Agong? I heard that its possible to clear record

Reading your post makes me treasure the simple things in life again

any other means to satisfy sexual needs beside masturbation/anal sex?can pay guard to bring girls into the prison?

1) Do you find yourself doing something that is out of habit, as a result from being in jail for 2 years? (I saw on tv this one American woman who said after she's released, she even asked permission to go to the toilet from the waitress, when she dines at the restaurant)

2) Is every jail officer you call Tuan? or only the head warden? (Well idk the ranks and positions for jail officers btw)

3) Do you bathe with soap? or just water only?

4) Do ex convicts have this special bond brotherhood after released from prison? as in you would help each other out always?

5) If your cellmate lied to you about his crime, how the truth would eventually come up about his real crime?

6) Do you find yourself being more patient and not easily triggered by the littlest thing now?

7) What is this muster thing? kawat is it?

8) What do the wardens use to beat prisoners? I assume cota

9) When you got arrested, did it make news or at least the show 999?

10) How much weight did you lose? got six pack now?

11) How to be selected to be orang kerja?

You sound like a very intelligent person. Do you believe in free will or determinism? Do you think we are all being bound by our fate or do you think we have true freedom to choose?

Gong xi fa cai TS! Let me take you out for dinner, where u stay?

take sound scary, who gave you the order?

take sound scary, who gave you the order?

You watched too much Jason Bourne, Jack Reacher movies.

Thank u TS and hamkarchan for sharing us your stories. The only articles i read about life in jail was in news blog something, not a lot of them out there.

I saw a cell drawing sketched from memory by namewee and some experience from Jamal Jamban. Jamal was infamous before and after ge14, when ts was still inside.

That jamal dude said that prisoners smuggle tobacco by actually eating it and shit it out. And then roll the tobaccoed-shit with paper and smoke it. I used to think that they swallow it in pure form wrapped in sausage casing bag like that.

I just cannot imagine the smoke smell man!

so TS what’s your goal this year and within the next 5-10 years?

The rolling tobacco is packed tightly and wrapped in plastic before being swallowed. If it's not wrapped in plastic, the stomach acid would have digested the tobacco and the person would get sick from nicotine poisoning.
Focus on my work.

....
Focus on my work.

Wow, so insightful!. 

If not for your revelations I wouldn't know the intricacies needed for surviving prison life.

The rolling tobacco is packed tightly and wrapped in plastic before being swallowed. If it's not wrapped in plastic, the stomach acid would have digested the tobacco and the person would get sick from nicotine poisoning.
Focus on my work.

Actually I was beaten up by wardens at least once a month lol. Not joking.
Mostly for making the wardens life difficult. Yeah I am a troll in real life too. Have to find a way to entertain myself , right?

Wow, so insightful!. 

If not for your revelations I wouldn't know the intricacies needed for surviving prison life.

If Anwar was a decent man and if he ever becomes PM. he would do something about prison environment, be it food quality or anything else. he could no it now by whispering to Muhyiddin's ear or his wife I guess. where is the prisoner camaraderie?