QUOTE(BoomChaCha @ Dec 8 2014, 01:52 PM)
I called to UOB on Jalan Ismail again, A Malay leng Lui said min placement is RM 10K.
He should be called Double Magic..
x bank Manager: Why our recent launched 4.1% FD promo has no response?
x bank clerk: Boss, I think because of xxB offers 4.15% for 9 months
x bank Manager: Really..? Damn it..!! But how do you know about this xxB FD info?
x bank clerk: From lowyat, Boss
x bank Manager: Really ah.. Where? What URL..? Quickly lah..
x bank clerk: Let me type the URL address for you, Boss..here you go..This one..you see..
x bank Manager: Wah.... Those people compare FD rates like this ah..?? Then how do we cari makan..?
x bank clerk: Ya lah, Boss, some more they call this technique as Musical Chair wor..
x bank Manager: Magical Chair..?? What's the hell is that..? Oh.. You mean this guy name by Uncle Magic and Super Magic..? Somemore upgrade to Double Magic now..? Is this David Copperfield trying to sabotage us?
x bank clerk: No lah, Boss, it is Musical Chair, not Magic Chair
x bank Manager: I don’t care what kind of chair is this Magician sitting, I am just only worried I will not sit on this chair any longer if no fresh fund coming in, I do not want to lose my job..
x bank clerk: Ya lah, Boss, we have to do something otherwise we will lose out..
x bank Manager: Okay, we do like this, we launch one Christmas FD promo at 4.2% for 1 year and hit this David Copperfield gao gao lat, effective now.. Wait.. I also want our FD banner to advertise on lowyat and get the banner rotated 24 hours non-stop just like BxN.. . Ai..very susah cari makan nowadays..
He should be called Double Magic..
x bank Manager: Why our recent launched 4.1% FD promo has no response?
x bank clerk: Boss, I think because of xxB offers 4.15% for 9 months
x bank Manager: Really..? Damn it..!! But how do you know about this xxB FD info?
x bank clerk: From lowyat, Boss
x bank Manager: Really ah.. Where? What URL..? Quickly lah..
x bank clerk: Let me type the URL address for you, Boss..here you go..This one..you see..
x bank Manager: Wah.... Those people compare FD rates like this ah..?? Then how do we cari makan..?
x bank clerk: Ya lah, Boss, some more they call this technique as Musical Chair wor..
x bank Manager: Magical Chair..?? What's the hell is that..? Oh.. You mean this guy name by Uncle Magic and Super Magic..? Somemore upgrade to Double Magic now..? Is this David Copperfield trying to sabotage us?
x bank clerk: No lah, Boss, it is Musical Chair, not Magic Chair
x bank Manager: I don’t care what kind of chair is this Magician sitting, I am just only worried I will not sit on this chair any longer if no fresh fund coming in, I do not want to lose my job..
x bank clerk: Ya lah, Boss, we have to do something otherwise we will lose out..
x bank Manager: Okay, we do like this, we launch one Christmas FD promo at 4.2% for 1 year and hit this David Copperfield gao gao lat, effective now.. Wait.. I also want our FD banner to advertise on lowyat and get the banner rotated 24 hours non-stop just like BxN.. . Ai..very susah cari makan nowadays..
Ha ha ha ha .................Magical Chair, Uncle Magic, Super Magic, Double Magic
Ah Boom Sir, can write script already for shows !
By the way, just received SMS from UOB confirming the 4.2% 12 mth promo until 24/12.
Dec 8 2014, 05:46 PM

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