some thing fun i just conjure up..

20+1 way to become the ULTIMAT FANboyz:

1. always look for other opponent failures, error and blow it 10 times the size, eventhough the person you rooting for, are 1000 times worst
2. always, ALWAYS prejudge some thing, nothing is left to chance
3. Must have regular check-up on your own memory and be sure to delete/forget the bad stuff and only focus on the good things that happens to the team you're rooting for.
4. Do vice-versa on the rival team (forgets the good part, focus on the BAAADDD parts)
5. Must always react violently towards criticisme that is true, praise the false compliments, and join in the false information fun always
6. Must have a schizophrenic sense that by winning some race will automatically promotes your driver to WDC, eventhough he is still slagging behing by  18 points.
7. See other peoples courtious remarks as a sign of weakness. Learn this by being an a₧$éhole to the people around you.
8. Don't carry intelligent talk between the yourselves with other same fanboys, you only hurt yourselves.
9. DO NOT in any circumstances talk seriously to the rival supporters. They will bash you with their true facts which will hurt your brain, and makes you blurts out more stupid-er false facts like "Kimi so fast he will drift with a F1 Car" or "We win is because our car is red!!"
10. Always focus on 1 slip up and use it as your basis of lame arguments. Be it "because he used to be cocky, wierd now he is humble???" eventhough the whole world knows he has been misquoted in the past.
11. Then interpertate his humble-ness as being owned. In another word, try to live in your own twisted mind.
12. Alway rue the lost chance and MUST ignore lost chances is what it is "LOST".
13. Disregard rival brilliance of performance that shadows your owns, cause this bring out the fact your driver is not as good as the rivals.
14. See the second driver as a point serving driver, eventhough he show the brilliance in storming from the back to 5th spot, you still have to hold on to the early mistakes and crucify him with it
15. Always be like "HUH??? how that happen???" when your rival is one-up over the driver you supports and blurt out baseless facts when your driver is one-up the rival.
16. When some part is out of reach, like the WDC or WCC, just ignore it, and say it is not important. Focus on the one that MIGHT have a chance of smelling the exhaust.
17. Repeat #14 untill the next mistakes.
18. Be very finnicky about the little thing like who should be written first after the win, because it "looks Stupid ok?"
19. Always mixed up words like espionage with sabotage, so other don't have a clue of what your saying.
20. Guard your own thread, because that's the only place ppl will listen to your babbling, but must always go stomp and berates other rival thread to show how neanderthal you are...It is a MUST!!!.

and finally, the most important part is to dont do anything that is not related to your team, feed the cat? Nah... unless the cats is the same colour of your team. Tidying up? Nope, unless making some place to put some cheap china made merchandise. Say hello to you family? Nada, unless they join you Bi-hourly praying to your driver. Using the brains? A BIG NO!!! thats what TVs are for
Now it you follow these pointers, You for sure will be the top dog of the fanboyism
and every one will take you as the messiah for the WDC cause