this easily turn epic if you scored

anyhoo, i lol'd!

tsk tsk tsk..

I cannot tahan and finally poop at the Konsortium bus,all the smell in the bus,finally the driver stop at the nearest rest house to let me finish the business and wash my pants with water

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Added on January 4, 2012, 9:10 pmI cannot tahan and finally poop at the Konsortium bus,all the smell in the bus,finally the driver stop at the nearest rest house to let me finish the business and wash my pants with water

This post has been edited by lim360: Jan 4 2012, 09:10 PM

fuuuuuu...malu tahap dewa weiii

Most embarassing thing in public is those Japanese JAV shows....the JAV girls all damn chun and hot wan suddenly strip totally nekkid and walk in the city......everybody looking at her but she buat tau and continue to just walk nekkid.....and then go do piap, piap in a convenience store similar to a 7 eleven.... daring to the max....but damn sexy mang....

about u la bro..not some JAV girls

was at carrefour with my cousin sister and my auntie uncle buying some grocery.

then me and her was standing at the vegetable selection area...we saw there is a small water sprinkle at vegetable, then she said it works.

after few minute standing there , the water sprinkle again, i thought the girl standing besides is my cousin so i tap her shoulder and said : hey got water come out. to my surprise it was an old auntie, she look at me with weird face; i said sorry n walk away....damn shit malu.

i cant brain

Shave at ward la.... But me shave at ward not clean lo, coz damn tired.... so, when arrived at OP, the nurse "CLEAN" it for me...

triple facepalm

exactly...

Tze tarp gotz no Boobz...

AAWWWWWYYYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!




This post has been edited by masz94: Jan 5 2012, 12:52 PM

zzzz.

last year go to auto city kfc toilet.. tersilap enter male toilet.. then after biz i heard y got male sound inside.. then i takut.. i buka pintu cepat cepat lari keluar ~~ then the boy while peeing terkejut saw me running out of no where

i when out and get my bf and ask to leave asap with out explaination.. mana tahu tak sempat liau the boy inside toilet come out already and tell his fren everything and point to me~~~~~~~


malu betui!!!

so u kencing berdiri??

Wanna share as well...

Last time having lunch in the full house warong and ordered simple Fried rice, omelette and water. The waitress only send me the fried rice, though remaining will come sooner. Then slowly start eating and try to ask any of them whom passing by but still waiting until almost half finished the rice then I simply shout to the same waitress.... Fluently...
"Akak saya punya AIR DADAR sama TELUR SUAM mana?"
Arggh how come tersasul... malu weh!
Well I did catch attention.. Everybody laughed!!!!

bumpzzz

forgot to turn off my webcam while undressing.....