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post Jan 3 2012, 12:57 AM

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QUOTE(lazyserv @ Jan 2 2012, 11:34 PM)
actually surgery on my leg but the nurse say must shave from hutan khatulistiwa till leg.... sleep.gif"
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yes, when surgery in below abdomen area must shave all you forest, when i got appendix 2 years ago, the nurse ask me " you kene cukur bulu", i ask bulu ape? and she say " bulu lengkoi" i didnt understand because im not from that area, im from melaka ftw, this happen in perlis.. and she point at my penis wtf man....

most embarrassing story i got when i got lecture class at first week at uitm, you now malay student go to friday class wear snikers, jean and baju melayu, the lecture so strict and before that she say she will kick who wear cloth like that at morning and coming back to class back, and me try to hide my sniker and jeans to sit in centre, when she start her class,she ask who will be ketua kelas, im seeing my friend and i dunno why all people see my face, so my lecture say i have to be ketua kelas, and so she ask me come to infront and to take her note to photostat later after class , i like wtf, why first day got like this, so i go to her and she scold me like hell you know when she see what im wear, i say sorry and she shout to me and say i as a leader shouldnt be like this, should be model to everyone, and i got out from her lecture and say "why im f***ed today?" and i dunno how my lecture and another girl student hear, they laugh me... and my friend who wear cloth like me follow to hostel to change cloth and all wear full gear Baju Melayu+ sampin, semua geng gua melaram siap shinny black leather shoe... and she say to me, "haaa ni lah student contoh, jika ada anak, saya kawinkan dengan kamu.." all my friend laugh to me and start from that day, when im go to her office, my friend keep say "jumpa mak mertua ke?" or "jumpe mak ke?", now i finish my study and this memory keep hold on me and i and my friend laugh it still today...

p/s, uitm say if want to use malay gear must use full custom, not snikers and jean together.. as far i know only in uitm perlis this strict, shah alam is not..

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post Jan 3 2012, 01:16 AM

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QUOTE(Haruyuki @ Jan 3 2012, 01:15 AM)
Apis bile nak pegi meminang? mak mertua lecturer wor... brows.gif
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lol, no!!! i know she got daughter at university now, but i dont want my mother in law like her (my lecturer lah) who know my story and i will will got trolled by her when balik kampung if married with her daughter.. zzzzz rclxub.gif

not married yet,,,

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post Jan 3 2012, 01:33 AM

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QUOTE(Haruyuki @ Jan 3 2012, 01:27 AM)
sokay ler...if daughter hawt is gooding wat.. brows.gif
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her daughter just like common girl, i know her thru facebook group, better dont married with daughter who mother in law know you too much.. tak best, ada surprise baru masyuk, my lecture and her husband is lecture in one university, lol, if you got graduate from uitm arau everyone know who Mr Zailud HEP... bro you not got any story??? hehehehe....
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post Jan 3 2012, 02:19 AM

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QUOTE(Haruyuki @ Jan 3 2012, 01:49 AM)
goootttt...but too usual ler...like banged on the glass wall.
oh got one time i think wen i was 16...
dat time still staying in KK, Sabah.
after eated at KFC, pundi kencing full ady n then went to toilet,
after dat remembered need to go to cinema for movie,
went out fast fast from toilet then wash hands n then direct go out.
reached the cinema n after 25mins or so...feel cold on my 'brader'
skali tengok my pants un-zipped..fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
forgot to zip all the way about 15 blocks walking from the toilet to the cinema..dammit,
lucky i wear shirt not tucked in.
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about this many times happen to me, and who keep say zip my pant? my mother lol... cos too much shopping with my family now...
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post Jan 3 2012, 02:20 AM

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QUOTE(nokturnal @ Jan 3 2012, 01:52 AM)
i sneeze n also terkentut..wtf!..malu gile!..
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kau bersin tutup idung ke?
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post Jan 3 2012, 04:23 PM

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QUOTE(infrasonic @ Jan 3 2012, 04:19 PM)
LOL the nurse hot ka? if yes sure u boner kaw kaw
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all nurse hot to us.... drool.gif
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post Jan 3 2012, 11:38 PM

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QUOTE(masz94 @ Jan 3 2012, 11:32 PM)
When she finished the abdomen area, she continued....

Yes the nurse is hot with nice body  drool.gif  .....The stupid thing is, she asked me, "U can shave urself rite ? or u want me to do"... ( That time i was very sick.... )

Me so horny, then said, " I feel like wanna puke nurse.." Then she hand me over the vomitting bag... After i puke, then she said to the other nurse, " This boy can't do it.. He's sick"...

Then the nurse take off my hospital cloth... (like kain pelikat)... She can see my 2'...

That point i was damn embarrassed coz i was having a hard on... real hard mang... She laugh... When she wanna start shaving me, all of sudden,  a fucukin faggot staff nurse called the nurse, telling they got urgent case... Dammit i wanna slap that faggot face....

Then the nurse said, " Can u ask ur family member to do it for u ? I've gotta attend a case".... Me with ME GUSTA face said ok...

Me then shave it myself, but not clean...

When i was brought to the operation theater, the nurse then checked my didi & said to the other OP staff that it wasn't clean...

So the nurse "CLEAN" it... i fall asleep halfway while she's doing it coz of the bius....

But by then, my horny feeling has lost coz i can't bear the pain....
EPIC.....  wink.gif
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hahaha.. about bius thingy i still didnt forget " doctor, bagi saya ubat tidur, jika doktor bedah saya masa saya sedang sedar saya belasah kang" thats doctor laughing.. but im curious why they operate me at midnight? so he ask me to count to 3, belum sempat 3 dah mampoi tido... tongue.gif
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post Jan 3 2012, 11:41 PM

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QUOTE(D-Frog @ Jan 3 2012, 11:39 PM)
Appendix also must cukur? Like that I don't doh.gif
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yes, if your forest too bushy must shave, if gondol maybe not.. laugh.gif
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post Jan 4 2012, 01:05 AM

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QUOTE(low7 @ Jan 4 2012, 01:03 AM)
I haven't gone for surgery before so I'm curious. They don't shave u in the operating theater? U said it was done before that. So where was this when that shaving thing took place?
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at your ward la.... at toilet... you think all nurse and doctor wanna see your bushes when they operate your abdomen?
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post Jan 4 2012, 10:05 PM

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QUOTE(M4A1 @ Jan 4 2012, 09:54 PM)
was at carrefour with my cousin sister and my auntie uncle buying some grocery.

then me and her was standing at the vegetable selection area...we saw there is a small water sprinkle at vegetable, then she said it works.

after few minute standing there , the water sprinkle again, i thought the girl standing besides is my cousin so i tap her shoulder and said : hey got water come out. to my surprise it was an old auntie, she look at me with weird face; i said sorry n walk away....damn shit malu.
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