Wanna share as well...

Last time having lunch in the full house warong and ordered simple Fried rice, omelette and water. The waitress only send me the fried rice, though remaining will come sooner. Then slowly start eating and try to ask any of them whom passing by but still waiting until almost half finished the rice then I simply shout to the same waitress.... Fluently...
"Akak saya punya AIR DADAR sama TELUR SUAM mana?"
Arggh how come tersasul... malu weh!
Well I did catch attention.. Everybody laughed!!!!