lolololo nasib amma xda,kalau tak konpem kena penampar free

The mother was there but she only look at me....

Same rush into plus highway female toilet.... come out only know.... eh.... why the toilet wall is pink color one. ...

lucky no female see me cause the toilet is huge one.

my most embarrassing is when i get accident and broke my leg and both hand, that time went to gomen hospital and prepare to get surgery. and the nurse come pass me the shaver ask me shave my hutan khatulistiwa but i told her how i can do it since my both hand also patah, in the end the nurse throw the shaver to my friend and my friend do it... that time i was like FUUUUUUUUUUU damm shy and my fren keep teasing my 12" until today also same... that is the awkward moment of my life

This post has been edited by lazyserv: Jan 2 2012, 11:00 PM

yela tu 2"...eh wrong..

Most embarassing thing is only when I think back about it....taking this girl on a date in my car and I was very nervous..as she was very pretty and I only had one shot, since she will be transferring overseas in 1 sem. I fucuked it up...kept talking about my car for around 20min until I saw her get bored...then quickly changed topic, but by then it was too late. 1st impressions count for everything.

i did a powerslide in midvalley wearing only a pair of jeans with a lady's bra.

i thought i was at joke forum?lulzzzzz

You need to shave the ahem2 if you have surgery on leh?? wat?

lol how come? u girl or wat?

I went to school with my dad car , I forgot that I put my Book on top my dad car lol , ppl saw my book all the way i go to school haha

^rofl didnt drop meh the book?

actually surgery on my leg but the nurse say must shave from hutan khatulistiwa till leg.... "

no lol , my dad drive slow plus the book is heavy

last time when i was in primary school, i was waiting for my transporter to fetch me home, den i saw this brown wira (same car as my transporter) i opened the door and sat in. and then the lady driver asked me "excuse me, do i know you?" walau... somemore my classmate mother somemore.. -.-

went ikea bought a tilam, the thin type. mah bend it in half (although it's like trying to spring open) and stuff it into car boot.
when reach home, i take out the tilam, trying to hold the tilam in U-shape.
boot got one empty black garbage bag, suddenly angin kuat tiup, the rubbish bag fly up and hang around in the air for a while. then FOOMMM! Fly straight to my FACE. i blur there, hands still holding the damn tilam. my sis saw and laughing kuat kuat there. feel so STOOPID

cuz i lost a bet. fukken arsenal lost to mancity.

Thread still Alive? Lol..

yes, when surgery in below abdomen area must shave all you forest, when i got appendix 2 years ago, the nurse ask me " you kene cukur bulu", i ask bulu ape? and she say " bulu lengkoi" i didnt understand because im not from that area, im from melaka ftw, this happen in perlis.. and she point at my penis wtf man....

most embarrassing story i got when i got lecture class at first week at uitm, you now malay student go to friday class wear snikers, jean and baju melayu, the lecture so strict and before that she say she will kick who wear cloth like that at morning and coming back to class back, and me try to hide my sniker and jeans to sit in centre, when she start her class,she ask who will be ketua kelas, im seeing my friend and i dunno why all people see my face, so my lecture say i have to be ketua kelas, and so she ask me come to infront and to take her note to photostat later after class , i like wtf, why first day got like this, so i go to her and she scold me like hell you know when she see what im wear, i say sorry and she shout to me and say i as a leader shouldnt be like this, should be model to everyone, and i got out from her lecture and say "why im f***ed today?" and i dunno how my lecture and another girl student hear, they laugh me... and my friend who wear cloth like me follow to hostel to change cloth and all wear full gear Baju Melayu+ sampin, semua geng gua melaram siap shinny black leather shoe... and she say to me, "haaa ni lah student contoh, jika ada anak, saya kawinkan dengan kamu.." all my friend laugh to me and start from that day, when im go to her office, my friend keep say "jumpa mak mertua ke?" or "jumpe mak ke?", now i finish my study and this memory keep hold on me and i and my friend laugh it still today...

p/s, uitm say if want to use malay gear must use full custom, not snikers and jean together.. as far i know only in uitm perlis this strict, shah alam is not..