What the HECK did I just watch!!
Let's rewind!!?!
The Great Wall 長城 (2016)....Okay and who is involved?
Directed by
Zhang YimouProduced by
Thomas Tull Charles Roven Jon Jashni Peter LoehrScreenplay by
Carlo Bernard
Doug Miro
Tony GilroyRight...
Now I understand...
Alot of flak was made for making
Matt Damon the star of the show...
I am actually okay with the concept of occidentals in China during the
Song Dynasty.
Heck, remains of occidentals have be found in the Gobi Desert that dates back to 1800BC (Wikipedia
Tarim mummies why don't you. Worst case, you learn something new)
My main concern is the inadequacies in the storyline!!!
What do I mean?
I am getting ahead of myself.
I am all for collaborating between the east and west.
I am sure alot can be learnt from each other.
Universal Pictures has a proud history.
One of the oldest surviving movie studio in the world, and it made a name for itself, by making low cost highly profitable movie.
Namely, Monster/Horror movies.
Another reason why I am attracted to this movie because of
Zhang Yimou.
I love his eye for details.
To date his
Raise the Red Lantern 1991
Shanghai Triad 1995
remains my top fave Chinese movies!!
His latest offerings is too... lacking a better term, Hollywood!!
Granted it is a Hollywood movie and have to add, COME ON!!!
What to I mean?
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1). Strategist Wang (Andy Lau) asked William Garin (Matt Damon) what a lodestone is.... Come on!! The Chinese invented the magnetic compass!!!!!!
2). He use color to differentiate the different brigades, but Purple, come on. It is the most difficult (expensive) dye color to make (from natural material). That is why only kings, emperors, sultans and popes could afford it. A WHOLE battalion??? Really!!?!
3). A Group of Lady Brigade is trained to leap off the Great Wall and spear the "dragons" to death. Based on what I have seen, it is exactly like being closed in a room full of mosquitoes, and you are trying to kill them with toothpicks!!! WHAT THE HEY!!!
4). And THEN they showed the blades in the wall and "hand grenades". AS War Machine said to Iron Man, Next Time LEAD WITH THAT!!!!!
5). The "old" (according to Hollywood standards) dies and he gave his post to... a 25yo lady general, while a bunch of guy generals stood around.... I am not saying that she is NOT UP FOR THE JOB. The fact that the guy generals did not kick up a fuss, is truly a mystery!!!!
6). The Chinese fears the north (yeah yeah, winter is coming). Especially during the Song dynasty (weak emperors). The fear the Jin and the Mongols, who lives in the north. This is a FACT!!!! Why oh WHY do the dragons only attack China for food and not the JINs and MONGOLs!!!! RACIST MUCH!!!?!
7). Why hire top Chinese stars, Eddie Peng, Kenny Lin etc, only to make them into wall flowers.... AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! They might as well save the money!!!!
8). Heck. The same could have been said for Willem Dafoe's character...
And on and on and on...
I blame it on the storyline.
Too many liberties were made towards Chinese "history" to make this more enjoyable for me.
Okay, it is beautifully shot, I give is that.
As always, this is just my humble two sen
This post has been edited by Mov_freak: Jan 5 2017, 11:29 AM