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Stranger: MALE FEMALE
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Stranger: 你也好
You: 你好
Stranger: 你是复读机么？
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Stranger: morjesta
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Stranger: 0
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You: om nom nom
Stranger: whaat?
You: om nom nom
Stranger: okay... where are u from?
You: om nom nom
Stranger: ???
You: om nom nom
Stranger: u are weird..

Another epic.

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Stranger: 人之初
You: 人之初
Stranger: what the next?
You: 人之初
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Stranger: enough.....
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Stranger: let me teach you
You: 人之初
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Stranger: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初
You: 人之初，性本善
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You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
You: 人之初，性本善
Stranger: this tells us people are born with good nature.
Stranger: you know?
You: 性相近
You: 习相远
Stranger: ...
Stranger: bye~
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You fared better

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You: om nom nom
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You: 人之初
Stranger: are you from china?
You: 性本善
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Added on April 11, 2009, 9:53 pmConnecting to server...
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You: 人之初
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This post has been edited by ericmaxman: Apr 11 2009, 09:53 PM

u guy nbtd...

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You: Yup, its me
You: Damn hard to get back to you
Stranger: O_O Srsly?
You: yeah !!
Stranger: James who
You: james your friend
Stranger: Very convincing
You: I am your friend
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Added on April 11, 2009, 9:55 pmConnecting to server...
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You: 人之初
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Stranger: asl?
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Added on April 11, 2009, 9:59 pmConnecting to server...
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: a/s/l
Stranger: why?
You: a/s/l please
You: i am horny now
Stranger: you are a boy?
You: girl
Stranger: i think you are a male
You: i am a 16 y.o girl
You: for goodness sake
Stranger: well then thats too young
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This post has been edited by ericmaxman: Apr 11 2009, 09:59 PM

You: hi
You: do u like boring conversations?
You: i do
You: let's keep it as boring as possible
You: nice..that's the way i like it
You: talking to myself, you know..
You: it gives you this high feeling
You: like you're going nuts
You: but then again
You: life's already like that isn't it?
You: I feel like i'm giving a sermon
You: you know, like it's just me
You: speaking on one side
You: are the passive listeners just listen from afar
You: not responding
You: then i talk about some abstract concept
You: about life and the world
You: it gets poetic sometimes
You: just a little
You: feels good doesn't it?
You: a monologue
You: i'll try not to stall
You: but then sometimes you just run out of things to say
You: just like now
You: you know
You: have you ever gotten that feeling
You: like you're going to stop
You: and then you get another ida
You: sorry, i mean idea
You: feels good doesn't it
You: sorry for my rambling
You: i'm always like that after a couple of drinks
You: or even before actually
You: it's just the way i are
You: just the same old me over and over
You: like dawg
You: where can i go
You: this planet if filled with people
You: there are more people everyday
You: people are more interconnected everyday
You: but seperated more today than yesterday
You: that's just the way it is
You: you see..
You: you have a service like that
You: it's like going on a blind date
You: but this is a conversation instead
You: just talking
You: if you don't like it you can hang up
You: no strings attached
You: but then again
You: you notice that the world seems to get smaller, but in reality
You: it
You: it's getting bigger
You: and there's no much we can do
You: unless we become amish
You: and reject technology
You: it's not so bad to be amish
You: you get to go back to basics
You: just live for living
You: live a day one at a time
You: savour the moment
You: but no
You: some of us just like being urban folks
You: this is how we were brought up
You: amidst the hussle and bustle
You: every minute there are tonnes of information
You: following through ever increasing number of channels
You: i mean flowing*
You: how can one stand?
You: the information overload?
You: how did our ancestors live?

At this point he/she left. Did I bore him/her?

u managed to type all these out before he/she replied? OMG

the thing is that person didnt reply

Network Timeout

http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Where r u from?
You: *BUZZ*
Stranger: buzz?
Stranger: china
Stranger: you?
You: Oh
You: malaysia
You: Is internet there fast?
Stranger: no
You: Same here
Stranger: ......where is malaysia?
You: U dont know?
You: Beside Singapore
You: Beside Indonesia
You: Beside Thailand
Stranger: i got it
Stranger: male or female?
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: Male
You: Not really
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i chat with a ghey

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You: free
Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: someone said that i can find a bf thru this website
You: is that true?
You: hello
You: r u there
Stranger: i've no idea.where are u at
You: i am at singapore now
You: feeling very bored now
You: here no much people leh
You: in the hotel i mean
You: sienz
You: do u want me to sing for you>
You: hello
You: u there
Stranger: are u a girl?
You: of coz i am
You: am 20 year old
Stranger: sorry,i'm in germany
You: am feeling bored now
Stranger: and i'm gay
You: wat ur occupation
You: cool
You: i like to be friend with u
You: so far none of my frends r ghey
You: u can be the 1st 1
You: wanna be my friend
You: hello
You: why no reply
You: huhu
Stranger: it's a little weird talking to u
You: looks like someone dun wanna be friend with me
You: why weird
You: coz i reply too fast
You: told u i am bored now
You: huhu
Stranger: i think i'm gonna take off
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This post has been edited by twilight_fever: Apr 11 2009, 11:22 PM

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You: heyhey u u
You: do u wannt be my frends
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: yes
You: 20year old,female singapore
Stranger: asl?
You: huhu
You: chines
Stranger: kl
You: u leh?
You: KL?
Stranger: 19year old male singappore
You: malaysia
Stranger: i love you
You: love u too
You: muaks
Stranger:
You: no hugs?
Stranger: b****
You: sad
You: hehe
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Stranger: so...
You: 20/male/singapore
You: you?
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sad...

just now i chat with a lady from sweden
she even posted her blog link

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: good evening?
You: where u from?
Stranger: i need a girl
Stranger: korea
You: u are in luck
Stranger: u?
You: taiwan
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: r u my girl?
You: nope
You: how old are u?
Stranger: 21
You: ur profession?
Stranger: thats really sad
Stranger: nope
You: ooh
Stranger: i am a student in university
You: so?
Stranger: so what?
You: so so what, i`m still a rockstar
You: u are from north korea or south korea?
You: ??
Stranger: south korea
Stranger: rockstar?
You: why are south korea and north korea fighting?
You: arent they supposed to be at peace?
You: stupidness make u all fight
Stranger: ..u may ask my government
You: why dun ask?
You: since u are a korean
You: too much kimchi eating makes u stupid?
Stranger: i am just a student
You: so?
You: a student at present and future leader
You: u will lead ur country one day
You: and u ignores the war?
You: u fail as a human
Stranger: have u finished yet u motherf***er?
You: nope
You: u stupid korean
You: hey
You: i am talking to u
Stranger: go on i'll get a piss
You: ok...
You: piss in ur kimchi face
Stranger: jesus christ is korean u know?
Stranger: bill gates is also korean
You: if jesus christ is korean then barrak obama is white]
Stranger: barrak obama is also korean
You: really?
You: what about hitler?
You: hitler is also korean?
Stranger: and ur ancestors are all korean
Stranger: hitler is shit
You: from where u got that theory?
You: from the kimchi pamplet they give out at restaurants?
Stranger: why our whole nation believe that
You: because u ate too much kimchi which makes u stupid
Stranger: u dont believe it ,sucker?
You: too stupid for me to belief it..
Stranger: then let me piss in ur mouth
You: do u know who maria ozawa is?
You: ooi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: she's my favorite porn star
You: if u say she is korean i might belief
Stranger: she is japanese
Stranger: and has been f***ed by our whole nation
Stranger: have u ever f***ed a girl？
Stranger: i believe u r a virgin
You: nope..
Stranger: u please urself every nite
You: well
Stranger: shoot it out in less than 1 minute
You: so, if korean is good at that, why do they invented artificial *****?
Stranger: u see we korean men have the biggest penis in asia
You: in asia
You: korea penis is biggest when it is not errected...
You: coz that is their max size.

This post has been edited by JiaWei123: Apr 12 2009, 12:05 AM